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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Colbert on Tom Cruise’s Covid Meltdown: Yeah, He’s Got a Point
Colbert on Tom Cruise’s Covid Meltdown: Yeah, He’s Got a Point
‘But Cruise is the producer of the movie, and he has to set safety standards to protect everyone’s job on his film’
Dec 17, 2020 1:11 AM
Noah: If McConnell Can’t Find a Way to Subvert Democracy, Then It Just Can’t Be Done
Noah: If McConnell Can’t Find a Way to Subvert Democracy, Then It Just Can’t Be Done
‘And you know Trump’s luck has run out... ‘
Dec 16, 2020 1:53 AM
Noah: If the GOP Wants Alternate Electors to Vote for Trump, They Should Make Him President to an Alternate Country
Noah: If the GOP Wants Alternate Electors to Vote for Trump, They Should Make Him President to an Alternate Country
‘Damn, that’s extreme, man’
Dec 15, 2020 12:26 AM
Noah: Hunter Biden Could Ask Trump for a Presidential Pardon Before He Leaves
Noah: Hunter Biden Could Ask Trump for a Presidential Pardon Before He Leaves
‘We can’t just go down to zero scandals cold turkey’
Dec 11, 2020 1:34 AM
Noah to Fox News Defending White NY Bar Owner Who Drove over Police: What Happened to Blue Lives Matter?
Noah to Fox News Defending White NY Bar Owner Who Drove over Police: What Happened to Blue Lives Matter?
‘Yo, are you serious right now?’
Dec 10, 2020 12:54 AM
Noah: Americans Who Complain About Wearing Masks Should See How It Is Enforced in Some Parts of the World
Noah: Americans Who Complain About Wearing Masks Should See How It Is Enforced in Some Parts of the World
‘If you’re upset because people give you dirty looks when you go outside without a mask’
Dec 9, 2020 12:37 AM
Noah on Rudy Giuliani Getting Covid: We Didn’t Realize Dead People Could Also Have It
Noah on Rudy Giuliani Getting Covid: We Didn’t Realize Dead People Could Also Have It
‘Rudy Giuliani testing positive for Covid-19 is a terrifying new development’
Dec 8, 2020 1:26 AM
Raphael Warnock: Kelly Loeffler Has Lied Not Only on Me But on Jesus
Raphael Warnock: Kelly Loeffler Has Lied Not Only on Me But on Jesus
‘She’s continued to misrepresent my record’
Dec 7, 2020 1:21 AM
Colbert Mocks Trump’s Michigan Star Witness: Bad Sign When Rudy Giuliani Thinks You’re Over the Top
Colbert Mocks Trump’s Michigan Star Witness: Bad Sign When Rudy Giuliani Thinks You’re Over the Top
‘This testimony was so not helpful... ‘
Dec 4, 2020 12:59 AM
Colbert Calls Trump ‘Petty, Angry Man, Desperate for Validation You Will Never Receive and Never Deserve’
Colbert Calls Trump ‘Petty, Angry Man, Desperate for Validation You Will Never Receive and Never Deserve’
‘And in 50 days, you’ll be out of the White House, without the protections of executive power’
Dec 3, 2020 1:13 AM
Noah on Biden’s ‘Diverse’ Cabinet: The Trump Admin. Wouldn’t Have Tolerated This Discrimination Against Incompetence
Noah on Biden’s ‘Diverse’ Cabinet: The Trump Admin. Wouldn’t Have Tolerated This Discrimination Against Incompetence
‘Don’t be fooled, this team isn’t as diverse as it seems on the surface’
Dec 2, 2020 1:00 AM
Obama: I’d Be Fine with a Third Term If There Was Someone Who Would’ve Been a Stand-In with an Ear Piece
Obama: I’d Be Fine with a Third Term If There Was Someone Who Would’ve Been a Stand-In with an Ear Piece
‘Do you wish you had a third term?’
Dec 1, 2020 2:00 AM
Fallon: Trump No Longer Needs the Daily Briefs Since He’s Been Getting Intelligence from Randy Quaid’s Tweets
Fallon: Trump No Longer Needs the Daily Briefs Since He’s Been Getting Intelligence from Randy Quaid’s Tweets
‘Biden will now be well-versed in foreign and domestic threats and who got eliminated on “The Bachelorette”‘
Nov 26, 2020 2:28 AM
Colbert: Congratulations to Wall Street, But To Everyone Else ‘Good Luck with That’ 30,000 Dow Points
Colbert: Congratulations to Wall Street, But To Everyone Else ‘Good Luck with That’ 30,000 Dow Points
‘I think each Dow is like a ticket at Chuck E. Cheese’
Nov 25, 2020 1:22 AM
Fallon: What’s More Embarrassing with Being in Trump’s Legal Team Is Getting Fired From Trump’s Legal Team
Fallon: What’s More Embarrassing with Being in Trump’s Legal Team Is Getting Fired From Trump’s Legal Team
‘Yeah, she got kicked off Trump’s legal team for being too crazy’
Nov 24, 2020 1:35 AM
Noah Mocks Rudy: You Know Your Legal Strategy Is F*cked up When Even Your Hair Starts Crying
Noah Mocks Rudy: You Know Your Legal Strategy Is F*cked up When Even Your Hair Starts Crying
‘Trump always said that he had leakers in his administration but I didn’t know it was this bad’
Nov 20, 2020 1:10 AM
Colbert: Considering How Hard Trump’s Working to Keep His Job, He Sure Isn’t Doing Much
Colbert: Considering How Hard Trump’s Working to Keep His Job, He Sure Isn’t Doing Much
‘He never leaves the house, unless he knows he’s spreading the virus’
Nov 19, 2020 1:04 AM
Noah on States Who Just Issued a Mask Mandate: It’s Like Saying ‘No Shitting in the Pool’ When the Party Is Ending
Noah on States Who Just Issued a Mask Mandate: It’s Like Saying ‘No Shitting in the Pool’ When the Party Is Ending
‘Only now?’
Nov 18, 2020 2:01 AM
Noah: If Trump Really Believed He Won, He Wouldn’t Have Time To Go Golfing
Noah: If Trump Really Believed He Won, He Wouldn’t Have Time To Go Golfing
‘Also, if Donald Trump truly believed any of this nonsense... ‘
Nov 17, 2020 1:07 AM
Noah: ‘Strange’ How Elections Make People Think a Hand Recount Is Better than By Machine
Noah: ‘Strange’ How Elections Make People Think a Hand Recount Is Better than By Machine
‘That’s what the calculator says but just to double check... ‘
Nov 13, 2020 12:42 AM