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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Kimmel: Trump Has Gone from POTUS to Bookable Birthday Clown
Kimmel: Trump Has Gone from POTUS to Bookable Birthday Clown
‘Who’s ordering a condolence video from Donald Trump?’
Mar 31, 2021 12:50 AM
Kimmel on Dr. Birx’s Interview: I Recall, She Sat Quietly While Trump Suggested We Gargle Windex
Kimmel on Dr. Birx’s Interview: I Recall, She Sat Quietly While Trump Suggested We Gargle Windex
‘Well, thanks for letting us know now’
Mar 30, 2021 1:39 AM
Meyers on Ted Cruz Refusing To Wear a Mask: No Wonder His Neighbors Don’t Like Him and Ratted Him Out
Meyers on Ted Cruz Refusing To Wear a Mask: No Wonder His Neighbors Don’t Like Him and Ratted Him Out
‘Do you know how unlikeable you have to be for your neighbors to go to the press?’
Mar 26, 2021 2:45 AM
Fallon: Biden Assigning Border Crisis to Kamala Is Like Trump Putting Pence in Charge of the Pandemic
Fallon: Biden Assigning Border Crisis to Kamala Is Like Trump Putting Pence in Charge of the Pandemic
‘When the going get tough, presidents are like — ‘
Mar 26, 2021 12:24 AM
Colbert: Our Gun Violence Is Different Because America Owns 42 Percent of the World’s Guns
Colbert: Our Gun Violence Is Different Because America Owns 42 Percent of the World’s Guns
‘So if this was a pie chart, we’d have all the pie’
Mar 25, 2021 12:25 AM
Noah: It’s Not Reparation if Black Americans Can’t Choose How To Spend the Money Given to Them
Noah: It’s Not Reparation if Black Americans Can’t Choose How To Spend the Money Given to Them
‘It’s great that some of the funding is going towards practical things’
Mar 24, 2021 12:16 AM
Michelle Obama: As First Lady, We Did the Traditional Thing of Telling the Truth — It Could’ve Been Easier
Michelle Obama: As First Lady, We Did the Traditional Thing of Telling the Truth — It Could’ve Been Easier
‘We felt a deep responsibility to do it right and to do it better’
Mar 23, 2021 1:30 AM
Colbert: Trump Bears Responsibility For A January 6th Happening Daily To Asian Americans
Colbert: Trump Bears Responsibility For A January 6th Happening Daily To Asian Americans
‘He will be remembered as a hateful man who left a stain not just on the White House pillows but on our whole society’
Mar 19, 2021 12:48 AM
Noah: Atlanta Shooter Blamed a Specific Race of People for His Problem, The Murder Speaks Louder than His Words
Noah: Atlanta Shooter Blamed a Specific Race of People for His Problem, The Murder Speaks Louder than His Words
‘First of all [bleep] you, man, you killed six Asian people’
Mar 18, 2021 12:50 AM
Noah on Fox News Hosts Questioning Efficacy of Vaccines: Those Answers Are Easily Found in Google
Noah on Fox News Hosts Questioning Efficacy of Vaccines: Those Answers Are Easily Found in Google
‘Like, how does America still call this the news?’
Mar 17, 2021 12:45 AM
Noah: Biden May Be the Only One Left Willing To See Where Gov. Cuomo’s Investigation Leads
Noah: Biden May Be the Only One Left Willing To See Where Gov. Cuomo’s Investigation Leads
‘It’s getting so bad that he’s going to have to bring back his Powerpoint slides just to track his harassment claims’
Mar 16, 2021 12:42 AM
Colbert on Trump Releasing Statement About Thanking Him for Vaccines: Can We Ban Trump From Paper?
Colbert on Trump Releasing Statement About Thanking Him for Vaccines: Can We Ban Trump From Paper?
‘How did we even find out about this statement?’
Mar 12, 2021 1:11 AM
Colbert on Lack of GOP Outrage Against Biden Compared to Obama: Maybe the Royal Family Knows Why
Colbert on Lack of GOP Outrage Against Biden Compared to Obama: Maybe the Royal Family Knows Why
‘Turns out, spending a year calling someone senile and sleepy doesn’t make them a good boogeyman’
Mar 11, 2021 1:25 AM
Colbert on $1,400 Stimulus Checks: A Lot of MAGA Supporters Are About To Accept the Election Results
Colbert on $1,400 Stimulus Checks: A Lot of MAGA Supporters Are About To Accept the Election Results
‘Who’s sleepy now, beeeotch?’
Mar 10, 2021 1:44 AM
Colbert on Meghan Markle Not Googling Prince Harry: You Could’ve Known that It Was Going To Be a Rough Gig
Colbert on Meghan Markle Not Googling Prince Harry: You Could’ve Known that It Was Going To Be a Rough Gig
‘Also, while you are googling, you may want to try the combo, Andrew, island, and Epstein’
Mar 9, 2021 1:15 AM
Noah: Ron Johnson Just Pulled A Symbolic Effort That Says It’s OK that You Can Eat Tomorrow
Noah: Ron Johnson Just Pulled A Symbolic Effort That Says It’s OK that You Can Eat Tomorrow
‘Ron Johnson, delaying desperately needed aid’
Mar 5, 2021 12:16 AM
Noah: Opponents of Minimum Wage Think Everyone Who Needs It Are 16-Year-Olds Saving up for a Bag of Weed
Noah: Opponents of Minimum Wage Think Everyone Who Needs It Are 16-Year-Olds Saving up for a Bag of Weed
‘But the truth is, half of the people who’d benefit from a minimum-wage increase are between the ages of 25 and 54’
Mar 4, 2021 12:35 AM
Noah: The Dr. Seuss Books Should Just Update the Racist Imagery By Placing It in a Tucker Carlson Thought Bubble
Noah: The Dr. Seuss Books Should Just Update the Racist Imagery By Placing It in a Tucker Carlson Thought Bubble
‘Maybe instead of getting rid of the books completely, they can just update the imagery’
Mar 3, 2021 12:57 AM
Colbert on Jon Batiste’s Golden Globe Win: He Could Work Anywhere Except at the Hollywood Foreign Press
Colbert on Jon Batiste’s Golden Globe Win: He Could Work Anywhere Except at the Hollywood Foreign Press
‘I’m so grateful to be able to work with him every day’
Mar 2, 2021 1:04 AM
Colbert: A Moron Is Sending Capitol Hill Riot Evidence to Your Ex Who You Just Called a Moron
Colbert: A Moron Is Sending Capitol Hill Riot Evidence to Your Ex Who You Just Called a Moron
‘Evidently, Michetti’s ex didn’t take too kindly to being called a moron’
Feb 26, 2021 1:16 AM