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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Fallon: I Can’t Wait Until Trump Hires Rudy Giuliani To Sue Rudy Giuliani
Fallon: I Can’t Wait Until Trump Hires Rudy Giuliani To Sue Rudy Giuliani
‘Although when hair dye is constantly leaking into your eyes, it’s hard to see anything coming’
Jan 15, 2021 12:59 AM
Colbert: America Is Known To Send its Troops To Prop up Failed States and Now We’ll Be Our Own Liberators
Colbert: America Is Known To Send its Troops To Prop up Failed States and Now We’ll Be Our Own Liberators
‘Yes, your bodies and your bravery are the primary defense against a raging mob of homicidal yahoos’
Jan 14, 2021 12:59 AM
Fallon: Trump’s Border Wall Visit Is a Distraction from His Attempted Coup with a Giant Symbol of Racism
Fallon: Trump’s Border Wall Visit Is a Distraction from His Attempted Coup with a Giant Symbol of Racism
‘You know your presidency is off the rails... ‘
Jan 13, 2021 1:16 AM
Fallon: Trump’s Getting Impeached the Way Most People Get Vaccinated — in Two Doses
Fallon: Trump’s Getting Impeached the Way Most People Get Vaccinated — in Two Doses
‘Yep, Trump is being impeached again’
Jan 12, 2021 12:47 AM
Colbert: If You Were in the Capitol Hill Riot, Trump Just Threw You Under the Bus
Colbert: If You Were in the Capitol Hill Riot, Trump Just Threw You Under the Bus
‘A man facing a noose will say anything to save his neck’
Jan 8, 2021 1:51 AM
Colbert to Republican Officials, Fox News: You Let Trump Lie Over and Over and Today Was a Terrible Price To Pay
Colbert to Republican Officials, Fox News: You Let Trump Lie Over and Over and Today Was a Terrible Price To Pay
‘But you just never thought you’d have to pay it, too’
Jan 7, 2021 2:28 AM
Colbert: Aside from Believing Trump’s Voter Fraud Theories, Ted Cruz Is Also Probing if His Wife Is Ugly
Colbert: Aside from Believing Trump’s Voter Fraud Theories, Ted Cruz Is Also Probing if His Wife Is Ugly
‘He truly believes in the president’s conspiracy theories’
Jan 6, 2021 1:09 AM
Colbert: Trump’s Georgia Call Is Like if Watergate and Ukraine Scandal Had a Baby on the ‘Access Hollywood’ Bus
Colbert: Trump’s Georgia Call Is Like if Watergate and Ukraine Scandal Had a Baby on the ‘Access Hollywood’ Bus
‘Yesterday, we got a hot new recording... ‘
Jan 5, 2021 1:21 AM
Colbert on Tom Cruise’s Covid Meltdown: Yeah, He’s Got a Point
Colbert on Tom Cruise’s Covid Meltdown: Yeah, He’s Got a Point
‘But Cruise is the producer of the movie, and he has to set safety standards to protect everyone’s job on his film’
Dec 17, 2020 1:11 AM
Noah: If McConnell Can’t Find a Way to Subvert Democracy, Then It Just Can’t Be Done
Noah: If McConnell Can’t Find a Way to Subvert Democracy, Then It Just Can’t Be Done
‘And you know Trump’s luck has run out... ‘
Dec 16, 2020 1:53 AM
Noah: If the GOP Wants Alternate Electors to Vote for Trump, They Should Make Him President to an Alternate Country
Noah: If the GOP Wants Alternate Electors to Vote for Trump, They Should Make Him President to an Alternate Country
‘Damn, that’s extreme, man’
Dec 15, 2020 12:26 AM
Noah: Hunter Biden Could Ask Trump for a Presidential Pardon Before He Leaves
Noah: Hunter Biden Could Ask Trump for a Presidential Pardon Before He Leaves
‘We can’t just go down to zero scandals cold turkey’
Dec 11, 2020 1:34 AM
Noah to Fox News Defending White NY Bar Owner Who Drove over Police: What Happened to Blue Lives Matter?
Noah to Fox News Defending White NY Bar Owner Who Drove over Police: What Happened to Blue Lives Matter?
‘Yo, are you serious right now?’
Dec 10, 2020 12:54 AM
Noah: Americans Who Complain About Wearing Masks Should See How It Is Enforced in Some Parts of the World
Noah: Americans Who Complain About Wearing Masks Should See How It Is Enforced in Some Parts of the World
‘If you’re upset because people give you dirty looks when you go outside without a mask’
Dec 9, 2020 12:37 AM
Noah on Rudy Giuliani Getting Covid: We Didn’t Realize Dead People Could Also Have It
Noah on Rudy Giuliani Getting Covid: We Didn’t Realize Dead People Could Also Have It
‘Rudy Giuliani testing positive for Covid-19 is a terrifying new development’
Dec 8, 2020 1:26 AM
Raphael Warnock: Kelly Loeffler Has Lied Not Only on Me But on Jesus
Raphael Warnock: Kelly Loeffler Has Lied Not Only on Me But on Jesus
‘She’s continued to misrepresent my record’
Dec 7, 2020 1:21 AM
Colbert Mocks Trump’s Michigan Star Witness: Bad Sign When Rudy Giuliani Thinks You’re Over the Top
Colbert Mocks Trump’s Michigan Star Witness: Bad Sign When Rudy Giuliani Thinks You’re Over the Top
‘This testimony was so not helpful... ‘
Dec 4, 2020 12:59 AM
Colbert Calls Trump ‘Petty, Angry Man, Desperate for Validation You Will Never Receive and Never Deserve’
Colbert Calls Trump ‘Petty, Angry Man, Desperate for Validation You Will Never Receive and Never Deserve’
‘And in 50 days, you’ll be out of the White House, without the protections of executive power’
Dec 3, 2020 1:13 AM
Noah on Biden’s ‘Diverse’ Cabinet: The Trump Admin. Wouldn’t Have Tolerated This Discrimination Against Incompetence
Noah on Biden’s ‘Diverse’ Cabinet: The Trump Admin. Wouldn’t Have Tolerated This Discrimination Against Incompetence
‘Don’t be fooled, this team isn’t as diverse as it seems on the surface’
Dec 2, 2020 1:00 AM
Obama: I’d Be Fine with a Third Term If There Was Someone Who Would’ve Been a Stand-In with an Ear Piece
Obama: I’d Be Fine with a Third Term If There Was Someone Who Would’ve Been a Stand-In with an Ear Piece
‘Do you wish you had a third term?’
Dec 1, 2020 2:00 AM