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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Kimmel: ‘We Wish Kristi [Noem] Luck in Her Brand New Completely Made up Job’
Kimmel: ‘We Wish Kristi [Noem] Luck in Her Brand New Completely Made up Job’
‘Kristi Noem will be moving to be special envoy for the Shield of the Americas’
Mar 6, 2026 4:07 AM
Colbert: ‘In Honor of this Administration, I Went into this [Monologue] Without a Plan’
Colbert: ‘In Honor of this Administration, I Went into this [Monologue] Without a Plan’
‘It’s a war that got a thesaurus for Christmas’
Mar 5, 2026 3:31 AM
Colbert on Trump’s Lack of Planning to Evacuate Americans in the Middle East: Should ‘They Just Wander Around the Desert?’
Colbert on Trump’s Lack of Planning to Evacuate Americans in the Middle East: Should ‘They Just Wander Around the Desert?’
‘We all know why that took Moses 40 years’
Mar 4, 2026 4:27 AM
Colbert: Fun Fact — ‘Epic Fury’ Is an Anagram of ‘Forget Epstein’
Colbert: Fun Fact — ‘Epic Fury’ Is an Anagram of ‘Forget Epstein’
‘We now face an unpredictable and unstable situation’
Mar 3, 2026 2:54 AM
Kimmel: Of All the People Mixed up in the Epstein Files — Musk, Bill Gates, Lutnick — They Drag Hillary Clinton out of the Woods
Kimmel: Of All the People Mixed up in the Epstein Files — Musk, Bill Gates, Lutnick — They Drag Hillary Clinton out of the Woods
‘But why not harass the woman while you have the chance?’
Feb 27, 2026 2:31 AM
Kimmel: ‘Here’s the Real State of the Union ... He’s Coming for Our Right to Vote, Protecting the Pedophiles... ‘
Kimmel: ‘Here’s the Real State of the Union ... He’s Coming for Our Right to Vote, Protecting the Pedophiles... ‘
‘He’s lining the pockets of billionaires’
Feb 25, 2026 3:13 AM
Stewart: Trump’s Plan to Force Iran into a New Nuclear Deal After Pulling out from a Previous One Is Like ‘Eating Your Own A**hole’
Stewart: Trump’s Plan to Force Iran into a New Nuclear Deal After Pulling out from a Previous One Is Like ‘Eating Your Own A**hole’
‘It’s all in chapter nine of ‘Art of the Deal’’
Feb 24, 2026 3:30 AM
Stewart Mocks Kash Patel’s Celebration with USA Hockey Team: Is He a ‘Make-a-Wish?’ There Is Currently No Cure for ‘Crazy Eyes’
Stewart Mocks Kash Patel’s Celebration with USA Hockey Team: Is He a ‘Make-a-Wish?’ There Is Currently No Cure for ‘Crazy Eyes’
‘and why are they putting a medal on FBI Director Kash Patel?’
Feb 24, 2026 1:38 AM
Colbert: Instead of Passing Resolutions, The Board of Peace Is Passing ‘Greasy Bags of Money to Donald Trump’
Colbert: Instead of Passing Resolutions, The Board of Peace Is Passing ‘Greasy Bags of Money to Donald Trump’
‘So, the Board of Peace works like a strip club’
Feb 20, 2026 3:07 AM
Colbert Mocks Trump’s Polls: ‘He Got One Star on Yelp’
Colbert Mocks Trump’s Polls: ‘He Got One Star on Yelp’
‘And a frowny face outside the men’s bathroom at LaGuardia’
Feb 19, 2026 4:36 AM
Colbert Mocks Eric Swalwell’s Erotic Poetry from College Talking About ‘Exploding Veins:’ ‘I Have Been Kissing Wrong’
Colbert Mocks Eric Swalwell’s Erotic Poetry from College Talking About ‘Exploding Veins:’ ‘I Have Been Kissing Wrong’
‘Two partners meeting atop a hotel before having ‘formless and magnificent’ sex’
Feb 18, 2026 4:03 AM
Colbert Mocks Allegation of Noem-Lewandowski Affair: ‘Avoid Doggy-Style’
Colbert Mocks Allegation of Noem-Lewandowski Affair: ‘Avoid Doggy-Style’
‘Especially near the gravel pit’
Feb 17, 2026 3:05 AM
Kimmel Mocks Pam Bondi’s Binder of Notes that Exposed DoJ Tracking: ‘A Delicate Balance Between Stupid and Evil’
Kimmel Mocks Pam Bondi’s Binder of Notes that Exposed DoJ Tracking: ‘A Delicate Balance Between Stupid and Evil’
‘Then, they’re so dumb, they printed it out’
Feb 13, 2026 4:29 AM
Kimmel to Pam Bondi: ‘That’s Right, He’s [Trump] Is So Transparent, You Had to Black out His Name Like a Thousand Times’
Kimmel to Pam Bondi: ‘That’s Right, He’s [Trump] Is So Transparent, You Had to Black out His Name Like a Thousand Times’
‘You’re all so caught up with pedophilia, you’re not even thinking about your IRA’s!’
Feb 12, 2026 2:50 AM
The Daily Show Calls Howard Lutnick ‘Father of the Year’ for Bringing Family to Epstein Island
The Daily Show Calls Howard Lutnick ‘Father of the Year’ for Bringing Family to Epstein Island
‘Hey, back off, I left with all my kids, okay?’
Feb 11, 2026 2:39 AM
Jon Stewart: ‘When Did the Right Become Such F*ckin’ P*ssies?’
Jon Stewart: ‘When Did the Right Become Such F*ckin’ P*ssies?’
‘Remember what you hated about liberals?’
Feb 10, 2026 4:19 AM
Kimmel Mocks Trump’s Program to Lower Drug Prescription Prices: ‘He Promised to Build a Wall, Instead He Built a Walgreens’
Kimmel Mocks Trump’s Program to Lower Drug Prescription Prices: ‘He Promised to Build a Wall, Instead He Built a Walgreens’
‘According to Trump, his new site could lower the price of prescription drugs anywhere from 100 to a  million to 2,000 to 400%’
Feb 6, 2026 2:49 AM
Fallon: Trump Did CBS Interview on One Condition, He Could ‘Spin Chair’ Around Like ‘The Voice’ for Every Jeffrey Epstein Question
Fallon: Trump Did CBS Interview on One Condition, He Could ‘Spin Chair’ Around Like ‘The Voice’ for Every Jeffrey Epstein Question
‘Trump did the interview on one condition’
Feb 5, 2026 4:36 AM
Colbert Audience Celebrates News of Bad Bunny Performing at the Super Bowl and Exclusively Using Spanish at the Performance
Colbert Audience Celebrates News of Bad Bunny Performing at the Super Bowl and Exclusively Using Spanish at the Performance
‘I’ve been practicing my Spanish on my Duolingo’
Feb 4, 2026 3:31 AM
Kimmel on Trump Mentioning Him in New Beef with Trevor Noah: ‘Boy, I Really Got up His A**’
Kimmel on Trump Mentioning Him in New Beef with Trevor Noah: ‘Boy, I Really Got up His A**’
‘I was at home last night minding my own business’
Feb 3, 2026 4:46 AM