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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Kimmel Mocks Trump’s ‘Fat John Wick’ Meme: Is This Supposed to Scare the Iranians?
Kimmel Mocks Trump’s ‘Fat John Wick’ Meme: Is This Supposed to Scare the Iranians?
‘He posted this at 4:05 am’
Apr 30, 2026 2:56 AM
Kimmel: Did Trump ‘Just Make a Joke About His Death? My God, He Should Be Fired for That’
Kimmel: Did Trump ‘Just Make a Joke About His Death? My God, He Should Be Fired for That’
‘Wait a minute... ‘
Apr 29, 2026 12:40 AM
Kimmel: ‘Widow’ Joke at Melania ‘Was Obviously’ About ‘Age Difference,’ ‘A Great Place to Start’ Dialing Back Hateful Rhetoric Is with the President
Kimmel: ‘Widow’ Joke at Melania ‘Was Obviously’ About ‘Age Difference,’ ‘A Great Place to Start’ Dialing Back Hateful Rhetoric Is with the President
‘And the look of joy we see on her face every time they’re together’
Apr 27, 2026 11:01 PM
Kimmel: WSJ’s Award for Publishing the Jeffrey Epstein ‘Erotic Card’ Should Go to Trump
Kimmel: WSJ’s Award for Publishing the Jeffrey Epstein ‘Erotic Card’ Should Go to Trump
‘The one time he actually deserves to win something’
Apr 24, 2026 12:07 AM
Tim Walz Compares Dealing with Trump Admin. To Teaching Sixth Graders
Tim Walz Compares Dealing with Trump Admin. To Teaching Sixth Graders
‘It’s a flat thing in here’
Apr 23, 2026 2:25 AM
Kimmel: Tucker Carlson Is Experiencing ‘Liar’s Remorse’ for Helping Trump Become President
Kimmel: Tucker Carlson Is Experiencing ‘Liar’s Remorse’ for Helping Trump Become President
‘Tucker also admitted he’s in a same-sex relationship with a green M&M’
Apr 21, 2026 11:36 PM
Stewart: I Don’t Think Trump ‘Should Treat’ His Depression with Hallucinogens But ‘Would We Even Notice’ If He Did?
Stewart: I Don’t Think Trump ‘Should Treat’ His Depression with Hallucinogens But ‘Would We Even Notice’ If He Did?
‘You can’t get depressed if you stay busy!’
Apr 20, 2026 11:41 PM
Kimmel Mocks RFK Jr.’s Story of Carving out a Raccoon’s Penis: This Is a Guy ‘Telling Us What to Put in Our Bodies’
Kimmel Mocks RFK Jr.’s Story of Carving out a Raccoon’s Penis: This Is a Guy ‘Telling Us What to Put in Our Bodies’
‘Raccoon penis? Also J.D. Vance’s Secret Service code name’
Apr 16, 2026 11:35 PM
Ronny Chieng Mocks J.D. Vance’s Event: ‘Very Nice of TPUSA to Institute Covid Rules Six Years Too Late’
Ronny Chieng Mocks J.D. Vance’s Event: ‘Very Nice of TPUSA to Institute Covid Rules Six Years Too Late’
‘Just look at the packed crowd that came out to see him’
Apr 15, 2026 11:51 PM
Kimmel: Trump Continuing Attack on Pope Leo Doesn’t Help His ‘I’m Not the Anti-Christ Campaign’
Kimmel: Trump Continuing Attack on Pope Leo Doesn’t Help His ‘I’m Not the Anti-Christ Campaign’
‘Meanwhile, our Darthy Vader president is lashing out at the pope again’
Apr 15, 2026 11:08 PM
Kimmel: So Far, Trump Has Given 1,600 Pardons... ‘Maybe He Really Is Jesus’
Kimmel: So Far, Trump Has Given 1,600 Pardons... ‘Maybe He Really Is Jesus’
‘That must be every pedophile he knows’
Apr 15, 2026 3:14 AM
Jon Stewart Zooms in on the Patient of the Trump-Jesus Meme: ‘Am I OK?,’ ‘I Didn’t Realize I Reached Leper Territory’
Jon Stewart Zooms in on the Patient of the Trump-Jesus Meme: ‘Am I OK?,’ ‘I Didn’t Realize I Reached Leper Territory’
‘I know I don’t have the vigor and spunk of my MTV days... ‘
Apr 13, 2026 11:04 PM
Colbert Mocks Trumps ‘Total and Complete Victory’ Claim: ‘A Real Win-Win, in that Iran Won Twice?’
Colbert Mocks Trumps ‘Total and Complete Victory’ Claim: ‘A Real Win-Win, in that Iran Won Twice?’
‘As so often happens with ceasefires, we don’t really know what happened’
Apr 9, 2026 1:19 AM
Kimmel Shows a Video of an Orangutan Sticking His Penis to a Baby While Telling a Story of a Reporter Bringing a Kid to a Trump Interview
Kimmel Shows a Video of an Orangutan Sticking His Penis to a Baby While Telling a Story of a Reporter Bringing a Kid to a Trump Interview
Apr 8, 2026 12:09 AM
Kimmel: If Your Grandpa Suddenly Yells ‘Open the Strait You Crazy Bastards ... Praise Be to Allah’ You’d ‘Drive Him Straight to the Emergency Room’
Kimmel: If Your Grandpa Suddenly Yells ‘Open the Strait You Crazy Bastards ... Praise Be to Allah’ You’d ‘Drive Him Straight to the Emergency Room’
‘The whole family would be crying — but not the Trumps’
Apr 7, 2026 12:44 AM
Colbert: The Only ‘Real Information’ Trump Gave in His Speech ‘Was that Other Wars Lasted Longer’
Colbert: The Only ‘Real Information’ Trump Gave in His Speech ‘Was that Other Wars Lasted Longer’
’Frasier’ went on for 11 years, one month, and 36 minutes’
Apr 3, 2026 1:58 AM
Colbert: Trump’s Address Was ‘Concise, Intelligent, and Brought the Nation Together with Shared Purpose... April Fool’s’
Colbert: Trump’s Address Was ‘Concise, Intelligent, and Brought the Nation Together with Shared Purpose... April Fool’s’
‘It was a big night on all the broadcast networks’
Apr 2, 2026 12:37 AM
Colbert Mocks Trump’s Supporters: ‘Who Are You?’ ‘Well... I Want Gas to Be Expensive,’ ‘The Kennedy Center Blown Up’
Colbert Mocks Trump’s Supporters: ‘Who Are You?’ ‘Well... I Want Gas to Be Expensive,’ ‘The Kennedy Center Blown Up’
‘There are still 22.4% who strongly approve of him’
Apr 1, 2026 2:53 AM
Kimmel: ‘I Wouldn’t Put a Plumber in Charge of Homeland Security for the Same Reason I Wouldn’t Call a Five Star General to Pull a Rat out of My Toilet’
Kimmel: ‘I Wouldn’t Put a Plumber in Charge of Homeland Security for the Same Reason I Wouldn’t Call a Five Star General to Pull a Rat out of My Toilet’
‘The president and his pals in the MAGA media are not happy with me right now’
Mar 27, 2026 12:37 AM
Kimmel: Guess What Trump Did Today... ‘That’s Right, He Voted by Mail Today’
Kimmel: Guess What Trump Did Today... ‘That’s Right, He Voted by Mail Today’
‘Donald Trump claiming he wants to protect election integrity is like Bill Cosby telling you he’ll watch your drink for you’
Mar 25, 2026 12:23 AM