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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Kimmel Questions Trump’s Health: ‘Unscheduled Dementia Tests,’ MRIs,’ ‘Mystery Bruises’
Kimmel Questions Trump’s Health: ‘Unscheduled Dementia Tests,’ MRIs,’ ‘Mystery Bruises’
‘and we’re supposed to accept this idea that he’s some cross between Chris Hemsworth and Albert Einstein’
Dec 11, 2025 3:15 AM
Colbert: Another Hint that the ‘Second Strike’ Video Is Bad? ‘Republicans Are Saying It’s Good’
Colbert: Another Hint that the ‘Second Strike’ Video Is Bad? ‘Republicans Are Saying It’s Good’
‘Just ask Senator Tom Cotton’
Dec 10, 2025 2:29 AM
Jon Stewart: We Used to Play Clips of Lindsey Graham Joking He’s Secretly Gay, But Now We Know that Was Inappropriate
Jon Stewart: We Used to Play Clips of Lindsey Graham Joking He’s Secretly Gay, But Now We Know that Was Inappropriate
‘How eerie is the Iraq parallel?’
Dec 9, 2025 3:42 AM
Colbert Shows ‘Artist Rendering’ of a 400-Ton Bag of Cocaine and Flashes Don Jr.’s Picture
Colbert Shows ‘Artist Rendering’ of a 400-Ton Bag of Cocaine and Flashes Don Jr.’s Picture
‘That’s a lot of cocaine’
Dec 4, 2025 3:45 AM
Kimmel Slams Trump Cabinet: ‘They Have Better Quality Cabinets at IKEA’
Kimmel Slams Trump Cabinet: ‘They Have Better Quality Cabinets at IKEA’
‘They all showed up to really get in there and make sure the president’s colonoscopy didn’t miss anything’
Dec 3, 2025 4:43 AM
Colbert: ‘The Entire Purpose of that Ballroom Is to Serve the Poor and They Will Be Delicious’
Colbert: ‘The Entire Purpose of that Ballroom Is to Serve the Poor and They Will Be Delicious’
‘You elitists don’t think poor people will be delicious?’
Dec 2, 2025 4:33 AM
Meyers: If Russia Wants Tips on How to Talk to Trump, ‘They Should Ask Zohran’
Meyers: If Russia Wants Tips on How to Talk to Trump, ‘They Should Ask Zohran’
‘Normally, the only time you see an old guy smile like that is when his favorite restaurant opens at 4:00’
Nov 27, 2025 3:45 AM
Kimmel: If You See a Sign that Says $2 a Gallon, ‘Post that with a #Gassolini’
Kimmel: If You See a Sign that Says $2 a Gallon, ‘Post that with a #Gassolini’
‘I mean, he says it’s $2 a gallon, it must be true!’
Nov 26, 2025 2:40 AM
Kimmel: Trump Touched Mamdani ‘More in that Press Conference than He’s Touched Melania All Year’
Kimmel: Trump Touched Mamdani ‘More in that Press Conference than He’s Touched Melania All Year’
‘I mean, get a Lincoln bedroom, you two’
Nov 25, 2025 4:09 AM
Colbert: ‘The Wolf of Accountability’ Is Going to ‘Huff and Puff and Find out Who Blew Bubba Down’
Colbert: ‘The Wolf of Accountability’ Is Going to ‘Huff and Puff and Find out Who Blew Bubba Down’
‘You know why they’re all so rattled?’
Nov 21, 2025 3:44 AM
Colbert Is Looking Forward to the Release of the Epstein Files on Dec. 19th, Just in Time for the ‘Pervert Advent Calendar’
Colbert Is Looking Forward to the Release of the Epstein Files on Dec. 19th, Just in Time for the ‘Pervert Advent Calendar’
‘Ooh, today’s chocolate looks just like Jared from Subway’
Nov 20, 2025 4:47 AM
Ronny Chieng: Did MTG Get Bitten by a ‘Radioactive Rachel Maddow?’
Ronny Chieng: Did MTG Get Bitten by a ‘Radioactive Rachel Maddow?’
‘Okay, what the [bleep] is happening with Marjorie Taylor Greene?’
Nov 19, 2025 4:03 AM
CNN’s Amanpour Tells ‘The Daily Show’s’ Viewers: ‘Find Your News from Trusted and Credible Organizations’
CNN’s Amanpour Tells ‘The Daily Show’s’ Viewers: ‘Find Your News from Trusted and Credible Organizations’
‘Don’t go down the rabbit hole’
Nov 18, 2025 2:26 AM
TDS’ Johnson Pokes Fun at Epstein Emails: ‘There Is No Way that This Dude [Trump] Is Looney Tunes Horny’
TDS’ Johnson Pokes Fun at Epstein Emails: ‘There Is No Way that This Dude [Trump] Is Looney Tunes Horny’
‘Also, I’m not saying Trump has a micro-penis’
Nov 14, 2025 2:49 AM
Colbert on Epstein Files: Blackmail Really only Works ‘If You’re Blackmailing Someone About Something that They Did’
Colbert on Epstein Files: Blackmail Really only Works ‘If You’re Blackmailing Someone About Something that They Did’
‘That’s why you never hear a mobster say ‘Give me $1,000 or everyone will find out that you donate the Meals-on-Wheels’’
Nov 13, 2025 4:24 AM
TDS’ Johnson on $2000 Rebate Check Plan: ‘Did Donald Trump Just Stupid Himself into Socialism?’
TDS’ Johnson on $2000 Rebate Check Plan: ‘Did Donald Trump Just Stupid Himself into Socialism?’
‘Let this play out and we’ll have free health care by Christmas’
Nov 12, 2025 2:26 AM
Colbert: The Shutdown May Have Been ‘Long and Painful’ for Millions of Americans ‘But at Least It Achieved Jack Squat’
Colbert: The Shutdown May Have Been ‘Long and Painful’ for Millions of Americans ‘But at Least It Achieved Jack Squat’
‘And we know why Jack is squatting’
Nov 11, 2025 4:30 AM
Colbert Mocks Trump Photo with Executive Who Fainted at the Oval Office: ‘Almost Everybody’ Rushed to Help Him
Colbert Mocks Trump Photo with Executive Who Fainted at the Oval Office: ‘Almost Everybody’ Rushed to Help Him
‘That picture is worth a thousand words, none of which I can say on CBS’
Nov 7, 2025 3:49 AM
Colbert Whispers to Tiffany Haddish About How to Evade Taxes, She Remarks ‘I’ll Call Trump’
Colbert Whispers to Tiffany Haddish About How to Evade Taxes, She Remarks ‘I’ll Call Trump’
‘You never pay for nothing’
Nov 6, 2025 3:25 AM
Colbert Jokes that Dick Cheney Camp Is Asking, ‘In Lieu of Flowers, Please Shoot a Friend in the Face’
Colbert Jokes that Dick Cheney Camp Is Asking, ‘In Lieu of Flowers, Please Shoot a Friend in the Face’
‘I think it’s clear that that’s a joke’
Nov 5, 2025 3:50 AM