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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Colbert: Trump’s Next Nat’l Security Adviser from Fox News Is the ‘My Pillow Guy’
Colbert: Trump’s Next Nat’l Security Adviser from Fox News Is the ‘My Pillow Guy’
‘Well, we know Trump picked Bolton because he saw him on Fox News’
Sep 11, 2019 1:18 AM
Noah on Canceled Taliban Meeting: It Was Because Trump Was Being a ‘Pussy Ass B*tch’
Noah on Canceled Taliban Meeting: It Was Because Trump Was Being a ‘Pussy Ass B*tch’
‘The Taliban didn’t want to come to America’
Sep 10, 2019 12:32 AM
Meyers: The National Weather Service Has to Monitor Trump’s Tweets in Addition to Monitoring the Actual Hurricane
Meyers: The National Weather Service Has to Monitor Trump’s Tweets in Addition to Monitoring the Actual Hurricane
‘It actually makes sense because Donald Trump is the hurricane’
Sep 6, 2019 2:53 AM
Noah: Trump Came from ‘Mexico Is Paying for the Wall to Stealing the Money from His Own Military’
Noah: Trump Came from ‘Mexico Is Paying for the Wall to Stealing the Money from His Own Military’
‘Brilliant plan!’
Sep 6, 2019 12:51 AM
Noah: Trump Avoids Gun Control Like He Avoids His Daughter Tiffany
Noah: Trump Avoids Gun Control Like He Avoids His Daughter Tiffany
‘93% of Americans support universal background checks’
Sep 5, 2019 2:59 AM
Joe Biden Jokingly Calls Stephen Colbert ‘Jimmy Kimmel,’ Brushes Off Campaign Trail Gaffes: Not ‘Substantive’
Joe Biden Jokingly Calls Stephen Colbert ‘Jimmy Kimmel,’ Brushes Off Campaign Trail Gaffes: Not ‘Substantive’
‘I don’t get wrong things like— you know — we should lock kids up in cages at the border’
Sep 5, 2019 12:55 AM
Seth Meyers on Trump Forgetting CAT 5 Hurricanes: Is That Why You Wear a ‘USA’ Hat? So You Won’t Forget?
Seth Meyers on Trump Forgetting CAT 5 Hurricanes: Is That Why You Wear a ‘USA’ Hat? So You Won’t Forget?
‘You’ve already had three of them as president’
Sep 4, 2019 3:20 AM
Noah: Let Trump Play His Golf Before He Nukes Alabama to Stop the Hurricane
Noah: Let Trump Play His Golf Before He Nukes Alabama to Stop the Hurricane
‘So I know people get mad when they see Trump playing golf — ‘
Sep 4, 2019 1:48 AM
Conan: I Am Ready for Women to Run the World
Conan: I Am Ready for Women to Run the World
‘This is the kind of bullshit only men get into’
Aug 28, 2019 12:45 AM
Conan Is Bringing ‘Conan Without Borders’ To Greenland to Get America a Good Deal
Conan Is Bringing ‘Conan Without Borders’ To Greenland to Get America a Good Deal
‘And all this angry back and forth is just classic haggling over a real estate purchase’
Aug 22, 2019 1:07 AM
Conan O’Brien Promises to Travel to Greenland to Help Trump Negotiate Land Deal: ‘Straight Trade: Greenland for Florida’?
Conan O’Brien Promises to Travel to Greenland to Help Trump Negotiate Land Deal: ‘Straight Trade: Greenland for Florida’?
‘So Denmark, I’m ready to sweeten the deal’
Aug 20, 2019 12:34 AM
Colbert: Trump’s Going to Save Floundering U.S. Markets By Using Every Trick in the Book He’s Never Read
Colbert: Trump’s Going to Save Floundering U.S. Markets By Using Every Trick in the Book He’s Never Read
‘Getting a shady loan from Russia’
Aug 16, 2019 1:40 AM
Colbert on Trump Delaying China Tariffs: He’s Saving Christmas and Leaving the Other Holidays on Their Own
Colbert on Trump Delaying China Tariffs: He’s Saving Christmas and Leaving the Other Holidays on Their Own
‘Looking at you Chanukah’
Aug 15, 2019 1:13 AM
Noah: If You Put It Together, Trump Is Trying To Deport Melania
Noah: If You Put It Together, Trump Is Trying To Deport Melania
‘I don’t think it is a coincidence that that same complaint could apply to his very own wife’
Aug 15, 2019 12:40 AM
Here’s What Trevor Noah and Roy Wood Jr. Have To Say Whether Fredo Is Like the N-Word
Here’s What Trevor Noah and Roy Wood Jr. Have To Say Whether Fredo Is Like the N-Word
‘So since this video we want viral, there’s a big conversation now over whether the word Fredo is a slur’
Aug 14, 2019 1:04 AM
Noah on Kid Who Brought an Assault Rifle, Ammunition to Walmart: ‘White Privilege’
Noah on Kid Who Brought an Assault Rifle, Ammunition to Walmart: ‘White Privilege’
‘I’m going to warn you now — ‘
Aug 13, 2019 12:52 AM
Colbert Cold Open Mocks McConnell for Blocking Gun Control Laws: ‘He Ducked and Covered’
Colbert Cold Open Mocks McConnell for Blocking Gun Control Laws: ‘He Ducked and Covered’
‘And the NRA kept him very rich’
Aug 9, 2019 2:01 AM
Noah: I Am Joining the Equinox Boycott
Noah: I Am Joining the Equinox Boycott
‘In fact, I haven’t gone to the gym in the last three months’
Aug 9, 2019 12:53 AM
Noah: It’s Not Comforting How Trump Avoids to Single Out White Supremacy
Noah: It’s Not Comforting How Trump Avoids to Single Out White Supremacy
‘Any other kind of supremacy?’
Aug 8, 2019 12:24 AM
Meyers on Trump Admitting NRA Is Powerful: I’m Glad He’s a Moron Because at Times He Accidentally Tells the Truth
Meyers on Trump Admitting NRA Is Powerful: I’m Glad He’s a Moron Because at Times He Accidentally Tells the Truth
‘That Susan really likes her wine, doesn’t she?’
Aug 6, 2019 3:31 AM