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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Noah on Police Doused with Water: A World Without Guns and Where Gang Members Only Had Access to Water
Noah on Police Doused with Water: A World Without Guns and Where Gang Members Only Had Access to Water
‘You pour water on a black woman’s hair, my friends, she will shoot you’
Jul 26, 2019 12:25 AM
Sam Bee: America Didn’t Need Mueller’s Testimony for Impeachment, We Already Had the Mueller Report
Sam Bee: America Didn’t Need Mueller’s Testimony for Impeachment, We Already Had the Mueller Report
‘It’s hard to see how that’s not obstruction’
Jul 25, 2019 12:28 AM
Colbert Schools Robert Mueller on How to Use ‘America Talk’
Colbert Schools Robert Mueller on How to Use ‘America Talk’
‘Just use America talk, by which I mean emojis’
Jul 25, 2019 12:06 AM
Colbert on ‘Trump for Youth’ Rally: A Chilling New Edge to the Phrase ‘Children Are Our Future’
Colbert on ‘Trump for Youth’ Rally: A Chilling New Edge to the Phrase ‘Children Are Our Future’
‘Whitney Houston tried to warn us’
Jul 24, 2019 2:10 AM
Kimmel on Boris Johnson: It Looks Like Trump Is Selling Franchises of Himself
Kimmel on Boris Johnson: It Looks Like Trump Is Selling Franchises of Himself
‘They both have beautiful, flowing blond hair’
Jul 24, 2019 1:03 AM
Cory Booker: ‘My Testosterone’ Makes Me Want to Punch ‘Elderly, out-of-Shape’ Trump
Cory Booker: ‘My Testosterone’ Makes Me Want to Punch ‘Elderly, out-of-Shape’ Trump
‘You don’t beat a bully like him fighting him on his tactics’
Jul 23, 2019 3:26 AM
Noah: Swedish Pres. Must’ve Had a Hard Time Explaining to Trump About Judiciary Independence
Noah: Swedish Pres. Must’ve Had a Hard Time Explaining to Trump About Judiciary Independence
‘Don’t you have a Comey you can fire?’
Jul 23, 2019 1:10 AM
Noah to GOP: If You’re Uncomfortable with Trump’s Racism, Step up and Grow Some Balls
Noah to GOP: If You’re Uncomfortable with Trump’s Racism, Step up and Grow Some Balls
‘Instead of complaining about it to Mike Pence in a little meeting’
Jul 19, 2019 1:12 AM
Noah: U.S. Congress Should Instead Make a Rule that the President Isn’t Allowed To Be Racist
Noah: U.S. Congress Should Instead Make a Rule that the President Isn’t Allowed To Be Racist
‘And who knows, who knows, maybe some day — ‘
Jul 18, 2019 12:45 AM
Noah: If Trump Wasn’t Being Racist, How Come He Doesn’t Tell to Bernie Sanders To Go Back Where He Came From?
Noah: If Trump Wasn’t Being Racist, How Come He Doesn’t Tell to Bernie Sanders To Go Back Where He Came From?
‘I mean I get that partly because ancient Greece doesn’t exist any more’
Jul 17, 2019 12:44 AM
Megan Rapinoe to Seth Meyers: At Least You Got a ‘Low Key Compliment’ from a Trump Tweet
Megan Rapinoe to Seth Meyers: At Least You Got a ‘Low Key Compliment’ from a Trump Tweet
‘I noticed that right away, I didn’t get a low-key compliment’
Jul 16, 2019 2:13 AM
Noah: In Trump’s Head, You Can’t Be a Person of Color and an American
Noah: In Trump’s Head, You Can’t Be a Person of Color and an American
‘Not surprisingly — Mr. Mexicans-are-rapists doesn’t think he says anything bad’
Jul 16, 2019 1:48 AM
Karol Markowicz: The #MeToo Movement the Last Few Years Has ‘Terrified’ Men
Karol Markowicz: The #MeToo Movement the Last Few Years Has ‘Terrified’ Men
‘It is a real bad side effect of the #MeToo movement’
Jul 15, 2019 10:23 PM
Megan Rapinoe: ‘We’ve Managed To Just Give People Hope’
Megan Rapinoe: ‘We’ve Managed To Just Give People Hope’
‘I think the opportunity is in everyone’s exhaustion of the fighting and the negative, and our team has managed to make people proud again’
Jul 15, 2019 3:07 AM
Kimmel Mocks Trump’s Tweet Describing Himself as ‘Good Looking and Smart’: Sounds Like a Tinder Profile To Me
Kimmel Mocks Trump’s Tweet Describing Himself as ‘Good Looking and Smart’: Sounds Like a Tinder Profile To Me
‘He claims Twitter’s got this conspiracy against him’
Jul 12, 2019 1:38 AM
Kimmel: If Obama Had a Golf Course that Hosted Strippers, Lou Dobbs Would Have a Stroke on TV
Kimmel: If Obama Had a Golf Course that Hosted Strippers, Lou Dobbs Would Have a Stroke on TV
‘This is the ad for the event at Trump National with some of the scantily clad ladies who will take part’
Jul 11, 2019 1:44 AM
Kimmel Mocks Hypocrisy of Trump’s Outrage over Home Depot Boycott: ‘Yeah, What Kind of Wacko Would Call for a Boycott?’
Kimmel Mocks Hypocrisy of Trump’s Outrage over Home Depot Boycott: ‘Yeah, What Kind of Wacko Would Call for a Boycott?’
‘Boycott the Megyn Kelly show’
Jul 11, 2019 1:24 AM
Kimmel on Trump Blocking Twitter Users: The Court Has Ruled that He Is Legally Thin-Skinned
Kimmel on Trump Blocking Twitter Users: The Court Has Ruled that He Is Legally Thin-Skinned
‘But the world’s most famous cyber bully, Donald Trump suffered a back step’
Jul 10, 2019 1:10 AM
Conan: Despite Netherlands’ Loss in the World Cup, They Still Celebrated Because They Have Health Care
Conan: Despite Netherlands’ Loss in the World Cup, They Still Celebrated Because They Have Health Care
‘So — their party went longer’
Jul 9, 2019 1:47 AM
Kimmel: We’ll Have McNuggets for Rapinoe and Morgan Which They’ll Miss out on at the White House
Kimmel: We’ll Have McNuggets for Rapinoe and Morgan Which They’ll Miss out on at the White House
‘Megan Rapinoe and Alex Morgan will be here to celebrate with us on Thursday night’
Jul 9, 2019 12:53 AM