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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Noah Roasts Trump and U.K.’s Boris Johnson: They’re Two People Who Both Look Like Failed Clones of Each Other
Noah Roasts Trump and U.K.’s Boris Johnson: They’re Two People Who Both Look Like Failed Clones of Each Other
‘They could pull a parent trap, switch places and no one would notice’
Jun 4, 2019 12:50 AM
Noah: You Don’t Need to Manipulate Trump Videos to Make Him Look Like a Drunk
Noah: You Don’t Need to Manipulate Trump Videos to Make Him Look Like a Drunk
‘He sounds like every drunk person in a pizza shop at 4:00 AM’
May 31, 2019 1:39 AM
Noah Breaks with Mob on Facebook and Pelosi Vids: All Internet Videos Are Fake, Did You Think That Cat Was Really Playing Piano?
Noah Breaks with Mob on Facebook and Pelosi Vids: All Internet Videos Are Fake, Did You Think That Cat Was Really Playing Piano?
‘If the Internet had no fake videos, it would be the library’
May 31, 2019 1:03 AM
Noah on Mueller’s Confusing Remarks: Even Yoda Is Confused with Your English
Noah on Mueller’s Confusing Remarks: Even Yoda Is Confused with Your English
‘Like Robert Mueller, why don’t you just speak English?’
May 30, 2019 2:23 AM
Noah: A Double Cheeseburger Wasn’t Enough for Japan to Keep Trump from Siding with North Korea
Noah: A Double Cheeseburger Wasn’t Enough for Japan to Keep Trump from Siding with North Korea
‘I feel so bad for Japan’
May 29, 2019 1:15 AM
Colbert on Farage Threatened with Milk Shakes By English Youth: We Could Have Had This If We Had Gun Control
Colbert on Farage Threatened with Milk Shakes By English Youth: We Could Have Had This If We Had Gun Control
‘I’m still going to show you this picture of Nigel Farage after the drive-by shaking’
May 24, 2019 2:04 AM
Late Show Hilariously Mocks Kim Jong Un Mocking Joe Biden with Fake Ad for ‘Glorious Slams’ Album ‘DM Zingers’
Late Show Hilariously Mocks Kim Jong Un Mocking Joe Biden with Fake Ad for ‘Glorious Slams’ Album ‘DM Zingers’
‘He has been completely dismantled, like our nuclear program, wink wink’
May 24, 2019 12:48 AM
Noah on Race for 5G Against China: We’re Lucky to Have Trump Who Can Play Dirty
Noah on Race for 5G Against China: We’re Lucky to Have Trump Who Can Play Dirty
‘ — and I can’t believe I’m saying this’
May 23, 2019 1:01 AM
Colbert Mocks Trump’s Infrastructure Week ‘Hissy Fit’: ‘It’s My Way, or No Highway’
Colbert Mocks Trump’s Infrastructure Week ‘Hissy Fit’: ‘It’s My Way, or No Highway’
‘So Trump has a clear stance on infrastructure’
May 23, 2019 12:28 AM
Mayor Pete Buttigieg Slow Jams the News with Jimmy Fallon
Mayor Pete Buttigieg Slow Jams the News with Jimmy Fallon
‘I have more government experience than the president’
May 14, 2019 1:54 AM
Colbert Crosses over to Veep‘s Universe to Stop Them Making Trump Happen
Colbert Crosses over to Veep‘s Universe to Stop Them Making Trump Happen
‘You are killing my world!’
May 10, 2019 1:11 AM
The Daily Show on More Women Running for Pres.: Things Better Because They Can Share the Sexism
The Daily Show on More Women Running for Pres.: Things Better Because They Can Share the Sexism
‘There is safety in numbers’
May 10, 2019 12:50 AM
Noah Mocks Fox News Praising Trump’s Tax Returns: It’s Like They’re Saying Kim Jong Un Has the Best Haircut
Noah Mocks Fox News Praising Trump’s Tax Returns: It’s Like They’re Saying Kim Jong Un Has the Best Haircut
‘Like every leader would be lucky to have that kind of support’
May 9, 2019 1:30 AM
Colbert Mocks Fox & Friends for Calling Trump’s Huge Losses ‘Impressive’: Serving up ‘Breakfast Propaganda’
Colbert Mocks Fox & Friends for Calling Trump’s Huge Losses ‘Impressive’: Serving up ‘Breakfast Propaganda’
‘Yes, we’ve noticed he’s a little different’
May 9, 2019 12:46 AM
Meghan McCain to Seth Meyers on His Ilhan Omar Defense: Are You Her Publicist?
Meghan McCain to Seth Meyers on His Ilhan Omar Defense: Are You Her Publicist?
‘What?’
May 8, 2019 3:20 AM
Noah: It Would Be Exciting If the Trump Presidency Ended Like the Final Stand in ‘Scarface’
Noah: It Would Be Exciting If the Trump Presidency Ended Like the Final Stand in ‘Scarface’
‘The capitol police storming the Oval Office’
May 8, 2019 1:20 AM
Colbert Asks Ari Melber What ‘The People’s Republic of MSNBC’ Thinks About Impeachment
Colbert Asks Ari Melber What ‘The People’s Republic of MSNBC’ Thinks About Impeachment
‘C’mon, you guys bang a drum over there sometimes’
May 8, 2019 1:15 AM
Meyers: Why Doesn’t Trump Want Mueller to Testify When He ‘Exonerated’ Him?
Meyers: Why Doesn’t Trump Want Mueller to Testify When He ‘Exonerated’ Him?
‘We need to hear from Mueller himself’
May 7, 2019 3:30 AM
Colbert on Trump-Putin Call: Russia Was Openly Laughing at Us
Colbert on Trump-Putin Call: Russia Was Openly Laughing at Us
‘Russia hoax, good one, Donald’
May 7, 2019 1:36 AM
Noah on America’s Foreign Policy: He’s the Guy that Hates Other Guys that Hit on Women But in the End Asks Her Out
Noah on America’s Foreign Policy: He’s the Guy that Hates Other Guys that Hit on Women But in the End Asks Her Out
‘You know what I love about America?’
May 7, 2019 1:09 AM