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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Colbert on Trump’s Polls: They Do Not Like Him Here, or There, or Anywhere
Colbert on Trump’s Polls: They Do Not Like Him Here, or There, or Anywhere
‘Maybe Trump will be a bigger hit with the foreigners’
Sep 24, 2019 2:37 AM
Noah: We Need to Have ‘Buy Back Programs’ and ‘Red Flag Laws’ To Keep Our White Friends From Doing Blackface
Noah: We Need to Have ‘Buy Back Programs’ and ‘Red Flag Laws’ To Keep Our White Friends From Doing Blackface
‘It seems that when white people get their hands on brown makeup, they just cannot help themselves’
Sep 20, 2019 12:53 AM
The Daily Show: If You Have Cash But Can’t Go To War, the U.S. Military Will Do It for You
The Daily Show: If You Have Cash But Can’t Go To War, the U.S. Military Will Do It for You
‘Don’t spend your blood and treasure on pointless war — spend ours’
Sep 19, 2019 12:35 AM
Noah on Trump Bringing Old Light Bulbs Back: If You Want To Look Better, Why Not Try a Normal Haircut?
Noah on Trump Bringing Old Light Bulbs Back: If You Want To Look Better, Why Not Try a Normal Haircut?
‘There are much easier ways to look better than rewriting U.S. energy policy’
Sep 18, 2019 12:29 AM
Colbert: Saudi Arabia Can Tell Trump Who to Bomb as Part of His Hotel Rewards Program
Colbert: Saudi Arabia Can Tell Trump Who to Bomb as Part of His Hotel Rewards Program
‘Rent 500 rooms, get a free war!’
Sep 17, 2019 1:43 AM
Noah: Kavanaugh Whipped His D*ck out All the Time at Parties, It Makes Sense He Wears a Robe at His Job Today
Noah: Kavanaugh Whipped His D*ck out All the Time at Parties, It Makes Sense He Wears a Robe at His Job Today
‘If it’s true, it would explain why Kavanaugh wanted to be a Supreme Court Justice’
Sep 17, 2019 12:56 AM
The Daily Show to Dems Who Dropped Out: Our ‘Fading Dreams’ Program Will Help You Transition to Normal Life
The Daily Show to Dems Who Dropped Out: Our ‘Fading Dreams’ Program Will Help You Transition to Normal Life
‘ — and learn how to talk and act like a normal person’
Sep 13, 2019 1:05 AM
Noah: 2020 Dem Candidates Are Wrapping Themselves in Obama’s Legacy
Noah: 2020 Dem Candidates Are Wrapping Themselves in Obama’s Legacy
‘He was getting so much love at tonight’s debate’
Sep 13, 2019 1:00 AM
Noah: If El Chapo Was a CEO, He Wouldn’t Have Gone to Jail
Noah: If El Chapo Was a CEO, He Wouldn’t Have Gone to Jail
‘But the people responsible for thousands of American deaths get to walk away with a slap on the wrist’
Sep 12, 2019 1:26 AM
Colbert: Trump’s Next Nat’l Security Adviser from Fox News Is the ‘My Pillow Guy’
Colbert: Trump’s Next Nat’l Security Adviser from Fox News Is the ‘My Pillow Guy’
‘Well, we know Trump picked Bolton because he saw him on Fox News’
Sep 11, 2019 1:18 AM
Noah on Canceled Taliban Meeting: It Was Because Trump Was Being a ‘Pussy Ass B*tch’
Noah on Canceled Taliban Meeting: It Was Because Trump Was Being a ‘Pussy Ass B*tch’
‘The Taliban didn’t want to come to America’
Sep 10, 2019 12:32 AM
Meyers: The National Weather Service Has to Monitor Trump’s Tweets in Addition to Monitoring the Actual Hurricane
Meyers: The National Weather Service Has to Monitor Trump’s Tweets in Addition to Monitoring the Actual Hurricane
‘It actually makes sense because Donald Trump is the hurricane’
Sep 6, 2019 2:53 AM
Noah: Trump Came from ‘Mexico Is Paying for the Wall to Stealing the Money from His Own Military’
Noah: Trump Came from ‘Mexico Is Paying for the Wall to Stealing the Money from His Own Military’
‘Brilliant plan!’
Sep 6, 2019 12:51 AM
Noah: Trump Avoids Gun Control Like He Avoids His Daughter Tiffany
Noah: Trump Avoids Gun Control Like He Avoids His Daughter Tiffany
‘93% of Americans support universal background checks’
Sep 5, 2019 2:59 AM
Joe Biden Jokingly Calls Stephen Colbert ‘Jimmy Kimmel,’ Brushes Off Campaign Trail Gaffes: Not ‘Substantive’
Joe Biden Jokingly Calls Stephen Colbert ‘Jimmy Kimmel,’ Brushes Off Campaign Trail Gaffes: Not ‘Substantive’
‘I don’t get wrong things like— you know — we should lock kids up in cages at the border’
Sep 5, 2019 12:55 AM
Seth Meyers on Trump Forgetting CAT 5 Hurricanes: Is That Why You Wear a ‘USA’ Hat? So You Won’t Forget?
Seth Meyers on Trump Forgetting CAT 5 Hurricanes: Is That Why You Wear a ‘USA’ Hat? So You Won’t Forget?
‘You’ve already had three of them as president’
Sep 4, 2019 3:20 AM
Noah: Let Trump Play His Golf Before He Nukes Alabama to Stop the Hurricane
Noah: Let Trump Play His Golf Before He Nukes Alabama to Stop the Hurricane
‘So I know people get mad when they see Trump playing golf — ‘
Sep 4, 2019 1:48 AM
Conan: I Am Ready for Women to Run the World
Conan: I Am Ready for Women to Run the World
‘This is the kind of bullshit only men get into’
Aug 28, 2019 12:45 AM
Conan Is Bringing ‘Conan Without Borders’ To Greenland to Get America a Good Deal
Conan Is Bringing ‘Conan Without Borders’ To Greenland to Get America a Good Deal
‘And all this angry back and forth is just classic haggling over a real estate purchase’
Aug 22, 2019 1:07 AM
Conan O’Brien Promises to Travel to Greenland to Help Trump Negotiate Land Deal: ‘Straight Trade: Greenland for Florida’?
Conan O’Brien Promises to Travel to Greenland to Help Trump Negotiate Land Deal: ‘Straight Trade: Greenland for Florida’?
‘So Denmark, I’m ready to sweeten the deal’
Aug 20, 2019 12:34 AM