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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Conan on Who Could Beat Trump: Heart Disease Comes Second to Joe Biden
Conan on Who Could Beat Trump: Heart Disease Comes Second to Joe Biden
‘It was reported today that Joe Biden is leading Bernie Sanders by eight points’
Apr 26, 2019 2:54 AM
Fallon (Lightly) Roasts Joe Biden with Alternate Campaign Slogans: ‘Make America Feel a Little Tipsy Again’
Fallon (Lightly) Roasts Joe Biden with Alternate Campaign Slogans: ‘Make America Feel a Little Tipsy Again’
‘I got your back, baby’
Apr 26, 2019 1:33 AM
Fallon on Beto’s Waning Popularity: He Has Become ‘Shaggy’ from ‘Scooby-Doo’
Fallon on Beto’s Waning Popularity: He Has Become ‘Shaggy’ from ‘Scooby-Doo’
‘Mayor Pete’s coming in hot’
Apr 25, 2019 1:12 AM
Noah Mocks Pete Buttigieg’s Lack of Policy Proposals: He’s that Kid Who Had Good Grades Without Reading the Books
Noah Mocks Pete Buttigieg’s Lack of Policy Proposals: He’s that Kid Who Had Good Grades Without Reading the Books
‘I don’t know what he just said, but I like him’
Apr 24, 2019 2:13 AM
Conan: Bernie Sanders’ Constituency Is Made up of Millenials and Bill Cosby
Conan: Bernie Sanders’ Constituency Is Made up of Millenials and Bill Cosby
‘You forgot about him, didn’t you?’
Apr 24, 2019 1:14 AM
Noah: Trump Was Corrupt Enough To Want to Abuse His Power But Lazy Enough to Follow Through
Noah: Trump Was Corrupt Enough To Want to Abuse His Power But Lazy Enough to Follow Through
‘Trump was constantly telling his aides to do obstruction-y things and they just ignored him’
Apr 23, 2019 12:43 AM
Colbert Reminds Trump He Doesn’t Work for Fox News: ‘They Work for You’
Colbert Reminds Trump He Doesn’t Work for Fox News: ‘They Work for You’
‘Mr. President on the behalf of the American people let me remind you — ‘
Apr 18, 2019 12:06 AM
Conan Mocks Mike Pence: He Was Pete Buttigieg’s Heckler
Conan Mocks Mike Pence: He Was Pete Buttigieg’s Heckler
‘Buttigieg handled it like a pro — ‘
Apr 18, 2019 12:42 AM
Stephen Colbert Mocks Fox News for Being ‘Dominated’ By Bernie: ‘Just Remember the Safe Word’
Stephen Colbert Mocks Fox News for Being ‘Dominated’ By Bernie: ‘Just Remember the Safe Word’
‘Just remember the safe word: ‘White fish salad’
Apr 17, 2019 1:53 AM
Noah on Barr Color Coding Redactions in Mueller Report: Yellow Stands For Pee Tape
Noah on Barr Color Coding Redactions in Mueller Report: Yellow Stands For Pee Tape
‘ — which some people are hoping will be in the report’
Apr 10, 2019 1:09 AM
Trevor Noah: Thanks to Smollett, Now People Will Treat All Hate Crimes as Suspicious
Trevor Noah: Thanks to Smollett, Now People Will Treat All Hate Crimes as Suspicious
‘Just keeping an open mind’
Apr 10, 2019 12:38 AM
Noah: How Could Trump Think Nielsen, ‘The Kids in Cages Woman,’ Was Too Soft?
Noah: How Could Trump Think Nielsen, ‘The Kids in Cages Woman,’ Was Too Soft?
‘Nielsen is leaving the White House with her reputation in tatters’
Apr 9, 2019 12:34 AM
Bernie Sanders on Releasing His Tax Returns: I’m Delighted to Do That, Hey Mr. Trump, You Do the Same Thing
Bernie Sanders on Releasing His Tax Returns: I’m Delighted to Do That, Hey Mr. Trump, You Do the Same Thing
‘So are we going to see tax returns?’
Apr 5, 2019 12:43 AM
Noah: If Immigrants Learned to Speak English By Listening to Trump, They’d Fail Their Citizenship Tests
Noah: If Immigrants Learned to Speak English By Listening to Trump, They’d Fail Their Citizenship Tests
‘Oh, come on, don’t be a covfefe’
Apr 5, 2019 12:27 AM
Colbert on Efforts to Block Release of Mueller Report: Why Would a Member of Congress Demand that Congress Know Less?
Colbert on Efforts to Block Release of Mueller Report: Why Would a Member of Congress Demand that Congress Know Less?
‘If you tell us stuff, we might know stuff’
Apr 4, 2019 3:18 AM
Noah Mocks Trump for Thinking of No TV as the Worst Thing that Could Happen Without Electricity
Noah Mocks Trump for Thinking of No TV as the Worst Thing that Could Happen Without Electricity
‘And also, does Trump not know what a battery is’
Apr 4, 2019 1:06 AM
Colbert Mocks Trump’s Imaginary Health Care: I Promise, You and All Your Next of Kin Will Love It
Colbert Mocks Trump’s Imaginary Health Care: I Promise, You and All Your Next of Kin Will Love It
‘Tell your diabetes to sit tight’
Apr 3, 2019 1:46 AM
Noah Praises W.H. Security Clearance Whistleblower: She’s ‘Gangsta’
Noah Praises W.H. Security Clearance Whistleblower: She’s ‘Gangsta’
‘She still showed up to work today’
Apr 3, 2019 12:46 AM
Noah: What’s Wrong with Our Vice-Presidents? One Is Sniffing Women’s Hair and Other Needs a Chaperone To Be Near One
Noah: What’s Wrong with Our Vice-Presidents? One Is Sniffing Women’s Hair and Other Needs a Chaperone To Be Near One
‘Isn’t there a middle ground?’
Apr 2, 2019 1:51 AM
Colbert on Biden Sniffing Women’s Hair: Only People Who Do That Are ‘Dead Husbands Teaching You Pottery’
Colbert on Biden Sniffing Women’s Hair: Only People Who Do That Are ‘Dead Husbands Teaching You Pottery’
‘But I can see why someone might find that inappropriate’
Apr 2, 2019 1:20 AM