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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Colbert on Gov’t Shutdown: ‘Maybe This a Good Thing ... Buy a New One with a Better Camera and a Functioning President’
Colbert on Gov’t Shutdown: ‘Maybe This a Good Thing ... Buy a New One with a Better Camera and a Functioning President’
‘The government hasn’t been working that great lately’
Oct 2, 2025 2:54 AM
TDS’ Lydic Mocks GOP Officials Calling to Punish People Celebrating Charlie Kirk’s Murder: ‘I’m Not Driving Amy to the Airport ... Clay Higgins’
TDS’ Lydic Mocks GOP Officials Calling to Punish People Celebrating Charlie Kirk’s Murder: ‘I’m Not Driving Amy to the Airport ... Clay Higgins’
‘We’re going to revoke a person’s driver’s license just for having shitty tweets?’
Sep 17, 2025 2:17 AM
Kimmel: Trump Is Mourning Charlie Kirk’s Death Like ‘How a Four-Year-Old Mourns a Gold Fish’
Kimmel: Trump Is Mourning Charlie Kirk’s Death Like ‘How a Four-Year-Old Mourns a Gold Fish’
‘This is not how an adult grieves the murder of somebody he called a friend’
Sep 16, 2025 2:40 AM
TDS’ Kosta Mocks Trump’s ‘Partisan’ Message on Charlie Kirk’s Death: Last ‘Thoughtful Message’ He Made Was for Epstein’s Birthday Card
TDS’ Kosta Mocks Trump’s ‘Partisan’ Message on Charlie Kirk’s Death: Last ‘Thoughtful Message’ He Made Was for Epstein’s Birthday Card
‘My fellow Americans, we must come together... to destroy each other!’
Sep 12, 2025 2:50 AM
Colbert: A Time-Traveling Joe Biden Forges Trump’s Signature in a Birthday Book that Will Be Discovered in 22 Years
Colbert: A Time-Traveling Joe Biden Forges Trump’s Signature in a Birthday Book that Will Be Discovered in 22 Years
‘We can’t really frame America’s greatest future president, can we?’
Sep 10, 2025 3:48 AM
Jon Stewart Mocks Cabinet, Guest Accolades: The Whole Vibe Around Trump Is ‘Very Make-a-Wish Kid’
Jon Stewart Mocks Cabinet, Guest Accolades: The Whole Vibe Around Trump Is ‘Very Make-a-Wish Kid’
‘A grown man would recognize when people are condescending to him, treating him like a child’
Sep 9, 2025 3:20 AM
Kimmel: ‘The Way Gov. DeSantis Sees it, Why Should Florida’s Old People Be the Only One’s Allowed to Die?’
Kimmel: ‘The Way Gov. DeSantis Sees it, Why Should Florida’s Old People Be the Only One’s Allowed to Die?’
‘Everything they do in Florida is weird and contagious’
Sep 5, 2025 4:15 AM
Colbert to Trump Calling Chicago ‘Worst and Most Dangerous City’: ‘Two Words, F[bleep] You’
Colbert to Trump Calling Chicago ‘Worst and Most Dangerous City’: ‘Two Words, F[bleep] You’
‘How dare you, sir!’
Sep 4, 2025 3:55 AM
Colbert: All the Other Dictators Were Having Fun Without Trump, and He ‘Wasn’t Jealous at All’
Colbert: All the Other Dictators Were Having Fun Without Trump, and He ‘Wasn’t Jealous at All’
‘Please give my warmest regards to Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un, as you conspire against the United States of America’
Sep 4, 2025 3:49 AM
Colbert Audience Boos with News that ‘Donald Trump Is Very Much Alive’
Colbert Audience Boos with News that ‘Donald Trump Is Very Much Alive’
‘We like our presidents alive’
Sep 3, 2025 3:03 AM
Fallon: Whether Trump Makes a Deal or Not, ‘the Important Thing Is to Distract from Jeffrey Epstein’
Fallon: Whether Trump Makes a Deal or Not, ‘the Important Thing Is to Distract from Jeffrey Epstein’
‘Well, guys, tomorrow President Trump is meeting with Vladimir Putin in Alaska’
Aug 15, 2025 4:04 AM
Meyers to Trump ‘Waiting’ for a Kennedy Award: ‘They Don’t Give These Things out for Dressing as a Garbage Man and Dancing to the YMCA’
Meyers to Trump ‘Waiting’ for a Kennedy Award: ‘They Don’t Give These Things out for Dressing as a Garbage Man and Dancing to the YMCA’
‘What did you think you were going to get it for?’
Aug 15, 2025 3:51 AM
Sharon Stone: I Wouldn’t Have Survived, Be a Sober, Healthy, Working Mom Without Middle American Values
Sharon Stone: I Wouldn’t Have Survived, Be a Sober, Healthy, Working Mom Without Middle American Values
‘I ended up raising three unbelievably wonderful young men’
Aug 14, 2025 3:29 AM
Meyers Mocks Trump Acing Cognitive Exam: ‘It’s the Written Version of a Boxing Referee Holding up Three Fingers’
Meyers Mocks Trump Acing Cognitive Exam: ‘It’s the Written Version of a Boxing Referee Holding up Three Fingers’
‘It is a test to make sure you don’t have brain damage’
Aug 13, 2025 3:22 AM
Fallon on Trump Wanting to Organize Meeting with Putin and Zelenskyy: ‘Last Time Trump Had a Trilateral Meeting Was on Epstein Island’
Fallon on Trump Wanting to Organize Meeting with Putin and Zelenskyy: ‘Last Time Trump Had a Trilateral Meeting Was on Epstein Island’
‘Oh, this could’ve have been a hacked email’
Aug 12, 2025 3:06 AM
Colbert Mocks J.D. Vance Ordering River Water Level Raised for Birthday Boat Trip: ‘I Don’t Like How Blue the Sky Is, Paint it Red’
Colbert Mocks J.D. Vance Ordering River Water Level Raised for Birthday Boat Trip: ‘I Don’t Like How Blue the Sky Is, Paint it Red’
‘Of course, on your birthday, who doesn’t want a special release?’
Aug 8, 2025 1:52 AM
Fallon: ‘Trump Said that He Might Not Be Sharp Enough in His Mid-80s, and Then Went Back to Wandering Around on the Roof of the W.H.’
Fallon: ‘Trump Said that He Might Not Be Sharp Enough in His Mid-80s, and Then Went Back to Wandering Around on the Roof of the W.H.’
‘Trump said that he’d like to run for a third term but will probably not seek one’
Aug 7, 2025 4:17 AM
Colbert Slams RFK Jr. For Cutting $500M from Vaccine Development: ‘F*ck You, You Roid-Addled Nepo-Carny’
Colbert Slams RFK Jr. For Cutting $500M from Vaccine Development: ‘F*ck You, You Roid-Addled Nepo-Carny’
‘Bobby Jr. Is nixing 22 projects that use mRNA technology’
Aug 7, 2025 3:54 AM
Colbert Shows J.B. Pritzker How Gerrymandered Illinois Is: ‘It’s Like a Sting on the Scorpion Down Here’
Colbert Shows J.B. Pritzker How Gerrymandered Illinois Is: ‘It’s Like a Sting on the Scorpion Down Here’
‘you already have some crazy districts in Illinois’
Aug 6, 2025 3:51 AM
Pritzker: The Republicans Have ‘Tossed the Rulebook Out’ and We’ll Do Whatever It Takes to Preserve Democracy
Pritzker: The Republicans Have ‘Tossed the Rulebook Out’ and We’ll Do Whatever It Takes to Preserve Democracy
‘Everything is on the table’
Aug 6, 2025 3:48 AM