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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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TDS: ‘Inflation Is Giving a Lot of People ‘the Ick’’
TDS: ‘Inflation Is Giving a Lot of People ‘the Ick’’
‘Have you seen how expensive it is just to get your bangs trimmed?’
Oct 17, 2024 1:31 AM
Kimmel on Trump Talking About Immigrant Rapists: ‘That’s a Man Who Knows Rapists’
Kimmel on Trump Talking About Immigrant Rapists: ‘That’s a Man Who Knows Rapists’
‘I’ll tell you that’
Oct 15, 2024 2:20 AM
Kimmel: ‘Hurricane Milton Could Be a Storm for History Books if the State of Florida Still Had History Books’
Kimmel: ‘Hurricane Milton Could Be a Storm for History Books if the State of Florida Still Had History Books’
‘ — which they do not’
Oct 10, 2024 12:37 AM
Kimmel: Even Laura Ingraham ‘Isn’t Buying’ that FEMA Failed Hurricane Aid — She Just Lost Position as Sec. Of McGriddles
Kimmel: Even Laura Ingraham ‘Isn’t Buying’ that FEMA Failed Hurricane Aid — She Just Lost Position as Sec. Of McGriddles
‘Only Donald Trump sees a natural disaster coming and goes, ‘Who can I blame for this?’’
Oct 9, 2024 3:28 AM
Tim Walz Says ‘I Plan on Waking up in Nov. 6th with Madame President’ Then Explains ‘I Have a Problem With Being Specific’
Tim Walz Says ‘I Plan on Waking up in Nov. 6th with Madame President’ Then Explains ‘I Have a Problem With Being Specific’
[Kimmel] ‘I just want to be clear... You won’t be waking up together’
Oct 8, 2024 2:08 AM
Stewart: Guns Mostly Protect the Speech of the People Holding the Gun
Stewart: Guns Mostly Protect the Speech of the People Holding the Gun
‘It’s a tool of intimidation’
Oct 8, 2024 1:32 AM
Charlamagne tha God on Trump: ‘You Don’t Stop a Dictator Through Voting, You Stop a Dictator Through Laws’
Charlamagne tha God on Trump: ‘You Don’t Stop a Dictator Through Voting, You Stop a Dictator Through Laws’
‘Trump is only able to plan this heist because nobody stopped him after the last one!’
Oct 4, 2024 1:28 AM
TDS’ Kosta: Vance Is ‘Not Focused on Trump Trying to Steal the Last Election, He’s Focused on Trump Trying to Steal the Next Election’
TDS’ Kosta: Vance Is ‘Not Focused on Trump Trying to Steal the Last Election, He’s Focused on Trump Trying to Steal the Next Election’
‘But I appreciate J.D. Vance’
Oct 3, 2024 12:30 AM
TDS’ Kosta on Walz Quoting Bible Verse: He Has Stolen Every Republican Schtick
TDS’ Kosta on Walz Quoting Bible Verse: He Has Stolen Every Republican Schtick
‘What’s next? He’s going to find out he is the webmaster of nudeafrica.com?’
Oct 2, 2024 1:08 AM
Stewart: ‘Clearly, What People Like About Donald Trump Is Not His Clear, Specific Policies as They Demand from Harris’
Stewart: ‘Clearly, What People Like About Donald Trump Is Not His Clear, Specific Policies as They Demand from Harris’
‘What the actual [bleep] are you talking about?’
Oct 1, 2024 1:49 AM
TDS’ Lydic on Adams Indictment, Corruption Ring: ‘Fox News Was Right, Crime Really Is out of Control in New York’
TDS’ Lydic on Adams Indictment, Corruption Ring: ‘Fox News Was Right, Crime Really Is out of Control in New York’
‘I can’t even get my co-workers to go apple-picking with me!’
Sep 27, 2024 1:34 AM
Dr. Drew: Kamala Has ‘Crazy Tics,’ ‘Unsettling,’ ‘It’s All Childlike’
Dr. Drew: Kamala Has ‘Crazy Tics,’ ‘Unsettling,’ ‘It’s All Childlike’
‘The fairness, that is a developmental stage that children go through around age five or six’
Sep 27, 2024 1:18 AM
TDS’ Lydic: Trump Acknowledges Women Are Stressed out as If ‘He’s Not the One Stressing Us [Women] Out’
TDS’ Lydic: Trump Acknowledges Women Are Stressed out as If ‘He’s Not the One Stressing Us [Women] Out’
‘You really know how to flatter a lady!’
Sep 25, 2024 1:34 AM
Jon Stewart on Criticizing the Hamas War: ‘I Believe Anti-Semitism Will Be Fine’
Jon Stewart on Criticizing the Hamas War: ‘I Believe Anti-Semitism Will Be Fine’
‘I got to say, not for nothing, but from what I have experienced, it’s very resilient’
Sep 24, 2024 12:56 AM
TDS’ Chieng: History Has Taught Us that Anti-Gay People Like Mark Robinson Wouldn’t Have Anything Embarrassing on the Internet
TDS’ Chieng: History Has Taught Us that Anti-Gay People Like Mark Robinson Wouldn’t Have Anything Embarrassing on the Internet
‘This is the worst ‘Nutty Professor’ reboot ever’
Sep 20, 2024 2:05 AM
Maddow: Trump ‘Thinks He Should Just Be in Charge Without Elections’
Maddow: Trump ‘Thinks He Should Just Be in Charge Without Elections’
‘He does not like elections’
Sep 19, 2024 2:02 AM
Ronny Chieng to Trump: Saying ‘You’re Against Bomb Threats’ Isn’t an Answer to a Trick Question
Ronny Chieng to Trump: Saying ‘You’re Against Bomb Threats’ Isn’t an Answer to a Trick Question
‘It’s like ‘Do you support the troops?’’
Sep 18, 2024 1:18 AM
Kimmel on Losing Emmys to Jon Stewart: ‘Sad, Rigged, Polls Say I Won... by a Lot’
Kimmel on Losing Emmys to Jon Stewart: ‘Sad, Rigged, Polls Say I Won... by a Lot’
‘My own network, ABC, rigged it against me’
Sep 17, 2024 3:02 AM
TDS’ Klepper: ‘If You Want to Know How Racist Laura Loomer Is, MTG Is Calling Her out for Being a Racist’
TDS’ Klepper: ‘If You Want to Know How Racist Laura Loomer Is, MTG Is Calling Her out for Being a Racist’
‘I didn’t even know there was a level of racist above Marjorie Taylor Greene’
Sep 13, 2024 1:06 AM
TDS’ Klepper: If It’s a Racist Conspiracy Theory, ‘Trump Will Swallow it Whole Like a Hungry Immigrant at PETCO’
TDS’ Klepper: If It’s a Racist Conspiracy Theory, ‘Trump Will Swallow it Whole Like a Hungry Immigrant at PETCO’
‘And that’s how a random Facebook post turned into Donald Trump’s campaign slogan’
Sep 12, 2024 1:38 AM