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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Ronny Chieng: ‘You Can Just Get Away with Crimes if You Win the Presidency
Ronny Chieng: ‘You Can Just Get Away with Crimes if You Win the Presidency
‘That sound you just heard is Diddy forming an exploratory committee for 2028’
Nov 8, 2024 2:06 AM
TDS’ Lydic: Both Times, Qualified and Accomplished Women ‘Lost to the Worst Man in the Whole Country’
TDS’ Lydic: Both Times, Qualified and Accomplished Women ‘Lost to the Worst Man in the Whole Country’
‘What the actual f[bleep], America?’
Nov 7, 2024 1:14 AM
TDS’ Klepper on Trump Putting RFK Jr. In Charge of ‘Everything’: Even Project 2025 Were Like ‘Flouride, Did We Put That in There?’
TDS’ Klepper on Trump Putting RFK Jr. In Charge of ‘Everything’: Even Project 2025 Were Like ‘Flouride, Did We Put That in There?’
‘Now, I got to worry about soft teeth!’
Nov 5, 2024 1:16 AM
Ronny Chieng: Trump Is ‘Reaching out to Women as Successfully as He Reached out to Garbage Truck Door’
Ronny Chieng: Trump Is ‘Reaching out to Women as Successfully as He Reached out to Garbage Truck Door’
‘There is no situation where “whether you like it or not” is a good sales pitch’
Nov 1, 2024 1:25 AM
Kimmel: ‘Crazy Part’ About Harris’ 75,000 Crowd, They All Just Went Home After She Was Done Speaking
Kimmel: ‘Crazy Part’ About Harris’ 75,000 Crowd, They All Just Went Home After She Was Done Speaking
‘Yeah, well, Kamala must have hired a lot of buses because there were 75,000 nobodies at her rally last night’
Oct 31, 2024 3:32 AM
TDS Correspondent ‘Travels’ Back in Time to ‘Raise’ Baby Trump Then Just Drops Baby Doll to End Skit
TDS Correspondent ‘Travels’ Back in Time to ‘Raise’ Baby Trump Then Just Drops Baby Doll to End Skit
‘It looks dumb as shit’
Oct 30, 2024 1:34 AM
Stewart on Trump’s Deportation Plan: ‘You Think You’re Safe Because the Group Trump’s Talking About Is Not You’
Stewart on Trump’s Deportation Plan: ‘You Think You’re Safe Because the Group Trump’s Talking About Is Not You’
‘I’m sorry, that was how we described the Irish in 1832’
Oct 29, 2024 2:35 AM
Vance Mocks Kamala Word Salad: A ‘Mistake’ Not to ‘Get Well Versed at Issues’ and then Answer a Question
Vance Mocks Kamala Word Salad: A ‘Mistake’ Not to ‘Get Well Versed at Issues’ and then Answer a Question
‘I have no idea what any of that means’
Oct 27, 2024 11:20 PM
TDS’ Kosta: Campaign Sign Stealing Is Like Election Strategies ... Republicans Want to Kill You While Dems Are Just Kind of Gay
TDS’ Kosta: Campaign Sign Stealing Is Like Election Strategies ... Republicans Want to Kill You While Dems Are Just Kind of Gay
‘Although, to be fair, have you tried to get glitter out of anything?
Oct 25, 2024 2:51 AM
Kosta: Campaign Changed Walz from ‘Gee Whizz, I Love Going to Menards ... to How About You Suck My ‘Nards?’
Kosta: Campaign Changed Walz from ‘Gee Whizz, I Love Going to Menards ... to How About You Suck My ‘Nards?’
‘And I know some people think it’s stooping to Trump’s level’
Oct 24, 2024 12:39 AM
TDS’ Kosta: Guiliani Loses Entire Fortune for ‘Trying to Steal the Election’ While the Man He Was ‘Trying to Steal’ It for Faces No Consequences
TDS’ Kosta: Guiliani Loses Entire Fortune for ‘Trying to Steal the Election’ While the Man He Was ‘Trying to Steal’ It for Faces No Consequences
‘It really makes you realize how random justice is in this country’
Oct 23, 2024 12:28 AM
Stewart: We ‘Dismiss’ Trump’s Threats Because of ‘How Much Fun He Has’ Describing Arnold Palmer’s [Bleep]
Stewart: We ‘Dismiss’ Trump’s Threats Because of ‘How Much Fun He Has’ Describing Arnold Palmer’s [Bleep]
‘We are left with this surreal idea that somehow Trump’s absurdity renders him benign’
Oct 22, 2024 2:05 AM
Kimmel: Biden’s Mental Degeneration Is ‘Clearly Happening’ to Trump and ‘Suddenly Not a Problem’ for Republicans
Kimmel: Biden’s Mental Degeneration Is ‘Clearly Happening’ to Trump and ‘Suddenly Not a Problem’ for Republicans
‘All the things Republicans were so concerned about in terms of mental degeneration when Joe Biden was running are clearly happening to Donald Trump’
Oct 18, 2024 3:23 AM
TDS’ Lydic Slams Baier Talking over Harris: ‘This Isn’t Sex with Your Wife, You Have to Let the Woman Finish’
TDS’ Lydic Slams Baier Talking over Harris: ‘This Isn’t Sex with Your Wife, You Have to Let the Woman Finish’
‘Sorry, can we get that mute button from the debate so she can complete a sentence?’
Oct 18, 2024 3:08 AM
TDS: ‘Inflation Is Giving a Lot of People ‘the Ick’’
TDS: ‘Inflation Is Giving a Lot of People ‘the Ick’’
‘Have you seen how expensive it is just to get your bangs trimmed?’
Oct 17, 2024 1:31 AM
Kimmel on Trump Talking About Immigrant Rapists: ‘That’s a Man Who Knows Rapists’
Kimmel on Trump Talking About Immigrant Rapists: ‘That’s a Man Who Knows Rapists’
‘I’ll tell you that’
Oct 15, 2024 2:20 AM
Kimmel: ‘Hurricane Milton Could Be a Storm for History Books if the State of Florida Still Had History Books’
Kimmel: ‘Hurricane Milton Could Be a Storm for History Books if the State of Florida Still Had History Books’
‘ — which they do not’
Oct 10, 2024 12:37 AM
Kimmel: Even Laura Ingraham ‘Isn’t Buying’ that FEMA Failed Hurricane Aid — She Just Lost Position as Sec. Of McGriddles
Kimmel: Even Laura Ingraham ‘Isn’t Buying’ that FEMA Failed Hurricane Aid — She Just Lost Position as Sec. Of McGriddles
‘Only Donald Trump sees a natural disaster coming and goes, ‘Who can I blame for this?’’
Oct 9, 2024 3:28 AM
Tim Walz Says ‘I Plan on Waking up in Nov. 6th with Madame President’ Then Explains ‘I Have a Problem With Being Specific’
Tim Walz Says ‘I Plan on Waking up in Nov. 6th with Madame President’ Then Explains ‘I Have a Problem With Being Specific’
[Kimmel] ‘I just want to be clear... You won’t be waking up together’
Oct 8, 2024 2:08 AM
Stewart: Guns Mostly Protect the Speech of the People Holding the Gun
Stewart: Guns Mostly Protect the Speech of the People Holding the Gun
‘It’s a tool of intimidation’
Oct 8, 2024 1:32 AM