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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Noah: Mike Pence Doesn’t Know the Line From Being a Friend To Being a Door Mat
Noah: Mike Pence Doesn’t Know the Line From Being a Friend To Being a Door Mat
‘Man, that shows how committed Mike Pence is to his principles’
Feb 25, 2021 12:39 AM
Colbert: Gov. Cuomo Opens up Movie Theaters So People Would Stop Talking About the Nursing Homes
Colbert: Gov. Cuomo Opens up Movie Theaters So People Would Stop Talking About the Nursing Homes
‘I was a meme! Remember?’
Feb 24, 2021 12:54 AM
Kimmel: Why Settle To Be the Planet’s Biggest Hypocrite When You Can Be a World-Class Liar Too?
Kimmel: Why Settle To Be the Planet’s Biggest Hypocrite When You Can Be a World-Class Liar Too?
‘While his fellow Texans are freezing with the power out... ‘
Feb 19, 2021 1:07 AM
Noah: Conservatives Blame Texas Energy Crisis on AOC and the Green New Deal Which Hasn’t Even Started Yet
Noah: Conservatives Blame Texas Energy Crisis on AOC and the Green New Deal Which Hasn’t Even Started Yet
‘Rick Perry could have broken his arm as a kid and blamed it on AOC’
Feb 18, 2021 1:45 AM
Noah to Gov. Cuomo: Manipulating Covid Numbers Is the ‘Trumpiest’ Thing You Can Do
Noah to Gov. Cuomo: Manipulating Covid Numbers Is the ‘Trumpiest’ Thing You Can Do
‘That is the whole point of data’
Feb 16, 2021 12:55 AM
Colbert: Next Year, I’ll Be Playing Impeachment Clips Again When Trump Supporters Sack Disney World
Colbert: Next Year, I’ll Be Playing Impeachment Clips Again When Trump Supporters Sack Disney World
‘Now, I take no pleasure from playing that old clip’
Feb 12, 2021 12:58 AM
Adam Schiff: The People Who Believe in Crazy, Bat-Sh*t Conspiracy Theories Are Members of Congress Now
Adam Schiff: The People Who Believe in Crazy, Bat-Sh*t Conspiracy Theories Are Members of Congress Now
‘This points to another huge problem’
Feb 12, 2021 12:29 AM
Noah on Trump’s Legal Team: If Trump Thinks You’re Rambling, You Know You’ve F**ked Up
Noah on Trump’s Legal Team: If Trump Thinks You’re Rambling, You Know You’ve F**ked Up
‘Trump is a dude who’ll spend four hours at a rally ranking his favorite department store’
Feb 11, 2021 12:38 AM
Noah: Trump’s Lawyer Could Trim His Pubes for Hours in Front of the GOP Senators, He’d Still Not Get Impeached
Noah: Trump’s Lawyer Could Trim His Pubes for Hours in Front of the GOP Senators, He’d Still Not Get Impeached
‘It doesn’t actually matter what this guy says’
Feb 10, 2021 1:03 AM
Noah Mocks Conservative Media’s Attacks on Biden: Tomorrow, We’ll Find out if He Left the Toilet Seat Up
Noah Mocks Conservative Media’s Attacks on Biden: Tomorrow, We’ll Find out if He Left the Toilet Seat Up
‘And when he does, we will be here to tell you all about it’
Feb 9, 2021 12:55 AM
Noah: Republicans Would Rather Look Like a Dumb*ss Than Take a Position on Rep. Greene
Noah: Republicans Would Rather Look Like a Dumb*ss Than Take a Position on Rep. Greene
‘Man, who can keep track of this stuff?’
Feb 5, 2021 12:30 AM
Colbert: Arguments of Trump’s Lawyers Could Be Backed up By ‘Constitutional Scholar George Costanza’
Colbert: Arguments of Trump’s Lawyers Could Be Backed up By ‘Constitutional Scholar George Costanza’
‘The crux of their argument is that the president wasn’t a guy inciting an angry mob’
Feb 4, 2021 1:10 AM
Noah: I’m Glad AOC Shared Her Capitol Riot Story Because A Lot of Republicans Pretend How It Didn’t Happen
Noah: I’m Glad AOC Shared Her Capitol Riot Story Because A Lot of Republicans Pretend How It Didn’t Happen
‘But if there’s no accountability, then it becomes easier and easier for it to happen again’
Feb 3, 2021 12:34 AM
Noah: I Think Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Secretly a Democrat
Noah: I Think Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Secretly a Democrat
‘That would be the only way that Republicans would actually want to hold her accountable for anything she’s done’
Feb 2, 2021 1:17 AM
Noah: Wall Street Was Rocked So Hard By Average People That They Prevented Average People from Buying Stocks
Noah: Wall Street Was Rocked So Hard By Average People That They Prevented Average People from Buying Stocks
‘Yeah, the same guys who are always like, ‘The markets must never be regulated’’
Jan 29, 2021 12:22 AM
Noah: Washington Should Agree About What Unity Is Before Talking About It
Noah: Washington Should Agree About What Unity Is Before Talking About It
‘Alright, so America’s been divided for like 2,000 years now’
Jan 28, 2021 12:52 AM
Noah: Parents Are Going To Have To Get Back with Their Estranged Gay Child To Help Them Get a Covid Vaccine
Noah: Parents Are Going To Have To Get Back with Their Estranged Gay Child To Help Them Get a Covid Vaccine
‘Now bring your gay laptop over here... ‘
Jan 27, 2021 12:31 AM
Noah: If Trump Doesn’t Get Impeached, Every Outgoing President Could Try and Overthrow the Gov’t
Noah: If Trump Doesn’t Get Impeached, Every Outgoing President Could Try and Overthrow the Gov’t
‘Trump committed crimes on his way out of the door’
Jan 26, 2021 12:43 AM
Noah: All Biden Has To Do Is Have a Vaccine Plan and Not Lie for Ten Minutes, He’d Be the Next George Washington
Noah: All Biden Has To Do Is Have a Vaccine Plan and Not Lie for Ten Minutes, He’d Be the Next George Washington
‘Joe Biden is so lucky’
Jan 22, 2021 12:39 AM
Noah: The W.H. Bathroom Isn’t the Only Place Biden Is Looking To Wipe Any Trace of Trump
Noah: The W.H. Bathroom Isn’t the Only Place Biden Is Looking To Wipe Any Trace of Trump
‘President Joseph Robinette Biden went straight to work’
Jan 21, 2021 1:24 AM