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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Fallon: Trump No Longer Needs the Daily Briefs Since He’s Been Getting Intelligence from Randy Quaid’s Tweets
Fallon: Trump No Longer Needs the Daily Briefs Since He’s Been Getting Intelligence from Randy Quaid’s Tweets
‘Biden will now be well-versed in foreign and domestic threats and who got eliminated on “The Bachelorette”‘
Nov 26, 2020 2:28 AM
Colbert: Congratulations to Wall Street, But To Everyone Else ‘Good Luck with That’ 30,000 Dow Points
Colbert: Congratulations to Wall Street, But To Everyone Else ‘Good Luck with That’ 30,000 Dow Points
‘I think each Dow is like a ticket at Chuck E. Cheese’
Nov 25, 2020 1:22 AM
Fallon: What’s More Embarrassing with Being in Trump’s Legal Team Is Getting Fired From Trump’s Legal Team
Fallon: What’s More Embarrassing with Being in Trump’s Legal Team Is Getting Fired From Trump’s Legal Team
‘Yeah, she got kicked off Trump’s legal team for being too crazy’
Nov 24, 2020 1:35 AM
Noah Mocks Rudy: You Know Your Legal Strategy Is F*cked up When Even Your Hair Starts Crying
Noah Mocks Rudy: You Know Your Legal Strategy Is F*cked up When Even Your Hair Starts Crying
‘Trump always said that he had leakers in his administration but I didn’t know it was this bad’
Nov 20, 2020 1:10 AM
Colbert: Considering How Hard Trump’s Working to Keep His Job, He Sure Isn’t Doing Much
Colbert: Considering How Hard Trump’s Working to Keep His Job, He Sure Isn’t Doing Much
‘He never leaves the house, unless he knows he’s spreading the virus’
Nov 19, 2020 1:04 AM
Noah on States Who Just Issued a Mask Mandate: It’s Like Saying ‘No Shitting in the Pool’ When the Party Is Ending
Noah on States Who Just Issued a Mask Mandate: It’s Like Saying ‘No Shitting in the Pool’ When the Party Is Ending
‘Only now?’
Nov 18, 2020 2:01 AM
Noah: If Trump Really Believed He Won, He Wouldn’t Have Time To Go Golfing
Noah: If Trump Really Believed He Won, He Wouldn’t Have Time To Go Golfing
‘Also, if Donald Trump truly believed any of this nonsense... ‘
Nov 17, 2020 1:07 AM
Noah: ‘Strange’ How Elections Make People Think a Hand Recount Is Better than By Machine
Noah: ‘Strange’ How Elections Make People Think a Hand Recount Is Better than By Machine
‘That’s what the calculator says but just to double check... ‘
Nov 13, 2020 12:42 AM
Fallon: Putin Needs To Stage an Intervention To Help Trump Accept the Loss of Presidency
Fallon: Putin Needs To Stage an Intervention To Help Trump Accept the Loss of Presidency
‘It’s been five days since the election was called’
Nov 12, 2020 1:05 AM
Noah: Trump’s Refusal To Accept Reality Is Affecting Biden’s Ability To Effectively Govern
Noah: Trump’s Refusal To Accept Reality Is Affecting Biden’s Ability To Effectively Govern
‘With all of the shit America is going through right now, Joe Biden needs every day that we can get’
Nov 11, 2020 1:38 AM
Noah: Trump Started on Third Base and Still Somehow Lost the Game
Noah: Trump Started on Third Base and Still Somehow Lost the Game
‘How does that make sense?’
Nov 10, 2020 1:43 AM
Noah: Trump Warned Us for Months About Looting in the Streets and Now He’s the One ‘Looting the Electoral College’
Noah: Trump Warned Us for Months About Looting in the Streets and Now He’s the One ‘Looting the Electoral College’
‘It’s all mine’
Nov 6, 2020 12:25 AM
Noah: I Didn’t Know Trump Also Disavowed Numbers, Maybe It’s Why He’s Always in Debt
Noah: I Didn’t Know Trump Also Disavowed Numbers, Maybe It’s Why He’s Always in Debt
‘This is just a level of stupidity from Trump I did not expect’
Nov 5, 2020 1:13 AM
Noah: Trump Is Like that Kid Who Keeps Changing the Rules Until He Wins
Noah: Trump Is Like that Kid Who Keeps Changing the Rules Until He Wins
‘Nobody is surprised by this
Nov 3, 2020 1:32 AM
Noah: Blacks Supporting Trump Like the Titanic Iceberg Getting Support From Survivors
Noah: Blacks Supporting Trump Like the Titanic Iceberg Getting Support From Survivors
‘No one is surprised that Trump has fewer black women than every season of the Bachelor combined’
Oct 30, 2020 12:39 AM
Noah: Every Day, There’s a New Way To Die for Attending a Trump Rally
Noah: Every Day, There’s a New Way To Die for Attending a Trump Rally
‘By the end of the weekend, Trump is just going to be tossing snakes out into the crowd’
Oct 29, 2020 1:44 AM
Noah on Court Packing: Biden Should Say ‘Elections Have Consequences’
Noah on Court Packing: Biden Should Say ‘Elections Have Consequences’
‘I didn’t know that you could filibuster yourself’
Oct 28, 2020 12:48 AM
Noah on Trump Complaining About Covid News: I’ve Never Seen a World Leader Get Bored of a Crisis
Noah on Trump Complaining About Covid News: I’ve Never Seen a World Leader Get Bored of a Crisis
‘Boring!’
Oct 27, 2020 1:20 AM
Colbert: The Ultimate Mute Button for Trump Is in Your Hands
Colbert: The Ultimate Mute Button for Trump Is in Your Hands
‘And Americans have a tough choice to make now’
Oct 23, 2020 1:44 AM
Noah: The Trump Campaign ‘Is Almost Broke Which Is Really Surprising for a Trump Enterprise’
Noah: The Trump Campaign ‘Is Almost Broke Which Is Really Surprising for a Trump Enterprise’
‘I’m willing to bet that Trump wishes he had that Chinese tax money back in his pocket’
Oct 22, 2020 12:59 AM