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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Kimmel on Trump Pardons: The ‘J’ in Donald J. Trump ‘Stands for Jesus’
Kimmel on Trump Pardons: The ‘J’ in Donald J. Trump ‘Stands for Jesus’
‘He just saw some fellow criminals in need’
May 29, 2025 1:23 AM
Kimmel: I Don’t Know Which Part of the Bill Is the ‘Most Beautiful,’ ‘If It’s the Part Where We Take Food from Hungry Kids’
Kimmel: I Don’t Know Which Part of the Bill Is the ‘Most Beautiful,’ ‘If It’s the Part Where We Take Food from Hungry Kids’
‘Well, it was another wildly destructive day in Washington, D.C.’
May 23, 2025 3:34 AM
TDS’ Ronny Chieng on Trump Supporter Complaining About Her ‘Rump’ Watch: ‘I Did Not Expect Them to Be Able to Read’
TDS’ Ronny Chieng on Trump Supporter Complaining About Her ‘Rump’ Watch: ‘I Did Not Expect Them to Be Able to Read’
‘What a shocking story’
May 22, 2025 3:24 AM
TDS’ Ronny Chieng Mocks Kristi Noem’s Definition of Habeas Corpus: ‘I Didn’t Know You Could Have Dyslexia for Laws’
TDS’ Ronny Chieng Mocks Kristi Noem’s Definition of Habeas Corpus: ‘I Didn’t Know You Could Have Dyslexia for Laws’
‘Habeas corpus? That’s a Harry Potter spell, right?’
May 21, 2025 1:38 AM
Colbert: ‘What if We Keep Giving Food to All the Hungry Children and to Make up for That, Republicans Can Eat a D[bleep]’
Colbert: ‘What if We Keep Giving Food to All the Hungry Children and to Make up for That, Republicans Can Eat a D[bleep]’
‘If this bill is passed, experts estimate that in the next 10 years, 8.6 million fewer Americans will have health care coverage’
May 16, 2025 3:12 AM
Colbert Mocks Trump: ‘What Dummy Wouldn’t Accept a Gift? You Know, Priam, Great Leader of Troy’
Colbert Mocks Trump: ‘What Dummy Wouldn’t Accept a Gift? You Know, Priam, Great Leader of Troy’
‘They fight for 10 years and then ding-dong, free state-of-the-art wooden pinata’
May 15, 2025 3:06 AM
Stewart: ‘Trump’s Going to Take a $400 Million Jet from People He Would Expel from Columbia University’
Stewart: ‘Trump’s Going to Take a $400 Million Jet from People He Would Expel from Columbia University’
‘They’re not suspect like Canada — who are working to undermine us, like all of our other democratic allies in Europe’
May 13, 2025 3:41 AM
TDS’ Lydic: The Church Is So Conservative on Gay Issues But Then They ‘Let Their Leaders Choose a Drag Name’
TDS’ Lydic: The Church Is So Conservative on Gay Issues But Then They ‘Let Their Leaders Choose a Drag Name’
‘You’re going to look so fierce!’
May 9, 2025 3:13 AM
Kimmel on Trump Teasing a ‘Big Announcement:’ ‘Do You Think He’s Announcing His Actual Weight?’
Kimmel on Trump Teasing a ‘Big Announcement:’ ‘Do You Think He’s Announcing His Actual Weight?’
‘Why is the president teasing us like he’s Ryan Seacrest about to go to a commercial break?’
May 8, 2025 3:39 AM
Kimmel: I Wonder if Trump Realizes that the ‘Reason We Need a Mental Health Month Is Because of Him’
Kimmel: I Wonder if Trump Realizes that the ‘Reason We Need a Mental Health Month Is Because of Him’
‘It’s so nice to have a president who takes a full minute to sign his own name on piece of paper’
May 7, 2025 3:21 AM
Jon Stewart: If a Democrat ‘Hinted at Toy Rationing’ ... There’d Be a ‘Full Week of Fox Special Reports of the Sobbing Children of Socialist America’
Jon Stewart: If a Democrat ‘Hinted at Toy Rationing’ ... There’d Be a ‘Full Week of Fox Special Reports of the Sobbing Children of Socialist America’
‘Here’s the truth’
May 6, 2025 1:20 AM
TDS’ Kosta on W.H. Spox Claiming Trump Has Already Saved 119 Million Lives from Fentanyl: ‘Are You on the Fent?’
TDS’ Kosta on W.H. Spox Claiming Trump Has Already Saved 119 Million Lives from Fentanyl: ‘Are You on the Fent?’
‘Because you sound high as f[bleep] right now’
May 2, 2025 2:47 AM
Colbert on Trump Blaming Biden for Stock Market Plunge: ‘It’s ‘Freaky Friday’ Rules’
Colbert on Trump Blaming Biden for Stock Market Plunge: ‘It’s ‘Freaky Friday’ Rules’
‘But when Biden was president and the market was good... ‘
May 1, 2025 3:13 AM
Colbert: Appropriate to Compare Trump to FDR’s 100 Days Because He’s ‘Well on His Way to Bringing Back Polio’
Colbert: Appropriate to Compare Trump to FDR’s 100 Days Because He’s ‘Well on His Way to Bringing Back Polio’
‘And the whole 100 days thing started back in 1933’
Apr 30, 2025 2:39 AM
Jon Stewart to Trump: ‘You Are Not the Keeper of Our Pot of Gold, You Are a Temporary Leprechaun’
Jon Stewart to Trump: ‘You Are Not the Keeper of Our Pot of Gold, You Are a Temporary Leprechaun’
‘Trump is so arrogant, he thinks the leverage is his’
Apr 29, 2025 1:28 AM
Kimmel: What Elon Musk Needs to Do Is Sell Tesla to ‘Someone More Likeable, Like Chlamydia or AIDS’
Kimmel: What Elon Musk Needs to Do Is Sell Tesla to ‘Someone More Likeable, Like Chlamydia or AIDS’
‘Him being back is not going to make it better’
Apr 24, 2025 3:07 AM
Jasmine Crockett on If MTG Is Still the ‘Dumbest Person in Congress:’ ‘She’s Still Winning, Honey’
Jasmine Crockett on If MTG Is Still the ‘Dumbest Person in Congress:’ ‘She’s Still Winning, Honey’
[Kimmel] ‘Or has that crown been taken from her?’
Apr 23, 2025 3:06 AM
Ronny Chieng: RFK Jr.’s Study on Cause of Autism Is ‘More Rigged than a Golf Championship at Mar-a-Lago’
Ronny Chieng: RFK Jr.’s Study on Cause of Autism Is ‘More Rigged than a Golf Championship at Mar-a-Lago’
‘Just look at who he hired to do the research’
Apr 18, 2025 2:56 AM
Ronny Chieng on China Offering ‘Cheap Everything’ on TikTok: ‘Luckily, for China, We All Have a Chinese Propaganda App on Our Phones’
Ronny Chieng on China Offering ‘Cheap Everything’ on TikTok: ‘Luckily, for China, We All Have a Chinese Propaganda App on Our Phones’
‘But as drastic as some of these trade policies are, they are nothing compared to the awesome power of Chinese propaganda’
Apr 17, 2025 2:31 AM
Ronny Chieng: Deported Gang Member Is the ‘Worst Terrorist,’ ‘Hasn’t Done Any Terrorism’ for 14 Years
Ronny Chieng: Deported Gang Member Is the ‘Worst Terrorist,’ ‘Hasn’t Done Any Terrorism’ for 14 Years
‘So, maybe Trump is right, maybe immigrants really are lazy’
Apr 16, 2025 4:27 AM