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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Colbert on TikTok: No Company Should Know Much About You... Hang on, My Apple Watch Is Telling Me to Breathe
Colbert on TikTok: No Company Should Know Much About You... Hang on, My Apple Watch Is Telling Me to Breathe
‘That is disturbing’
Jan 12, 2023 1:39 AM
Colbert Mocks Fox News: Complaining About Candy Packaging on a News Network Makes You Look Sane
Colbert Mocks Fox News: Complaining About Candy Packaging on a News Network Makes You Look Sane
‘No, we don’t need to look crazy’
Jan 11, 2023 2:28 AM
Colbert: McCarthy Held up the Gavel that His Party ‘Will Spend Two Years Banging His Nut Sack With’
Colbert: McCarthy Held up the Gavel that His Party ‘Will Spend Two Years Banging His Nut Sack With’
‘It’s going to be a rough ride’
Jan 10, 2023 1:04 AM
Colbert: At What Point Do We Feel Sorry for Kevin McCarthy as the ‘Village Idiots’ Pelt Him with Garbage
Colbert: At What Point Do We Feel Sorry for Kevin McCarthy as the ‘Village Idiots’ Pelt Him with Garbage
‘Not at this point... ‘
Jan 6, 2023 1:50 AM
Colbert Suggests Ronald Reagan Is in Hell For Not Addressing the AIDS Crisis
Colbert Suggests Ronald Reagan Is in Hell For Not Addressing the AIDS Crisis
‘Ah! Where am I?’
Jan 5, 2023 1:06 AM
Colbert: Kevin McCarthy Enjoys Being Humiliated, Maybe He Does Understand the American People
Colbert: Kevin McCarthy Enjoys Being Humiliated, Maybe He Does Understand the American People
‘And this is a historic de-pantsing... ‘
Jan 4, 2023 1:24 AM
Tyrus on Biden: ‘The Son of a B*tch Is a Liar’
Tyrus on Biden: ‘The Son of a B*tch Is a Liar’
‘He is full of [bleep]’
Dec 30, 2022 3:22 AM
Joey Jones: Now, Dems Argue that Everyone Can Cross the Border Because Covid Is over and GOP Says the Opposite
Joey Jones: Now, Dems Argue that Everyone Can Cross the Border Because Covid Is over and GOP Says the Opposite
‘This is the hypocrisy of Congress’
Dec 29, 2022 3:44 AM
Joe Devito: When My Gym Teacher Told Me I Threw Like a Girl, I Didn’t Realize He Was Empowering Me
Joe Devito: When My Gym Teacher Told Me I Threw Like a Girl, I Didn’t Realize He Was Empowering Me
‘Anyone can be a woman now’
Dec 28, 2022 3:02 AM
Charles Hurt: What School Boards Allow in Our Schools Is No Different than the Dominatrix Wanting Public Funds For Sex Dungeon
Charles Hurt: What School Boards Allow in Our Schools Is No Different than the Dominatrix Wanting Public Funds For Sex Dungeon
‘I mean, when you look to this Omnibus thing, there’s all kinds of crazy stuff that we’re spending money on’
Dec 23, 2022 2:53 AM
Gutfeld: Can You Blame San Bernardino For Wanting to Secede From California?
Gutfeld: Can You Blame San Bernardino For Wanting to Secede From California?
‘They have a better chance of splitting from California via earthquake’
Dec 22, 2022 12:49 AM
Anderson Cooper Says He Never Lies When Reporting at CNN
Anderson Cooper Says He Never Lies When Reporting at CNN
‘I lie only for puppies’
Dec 16, 2022 1:54 AM
Sen. Kennedy on Elon Musk: ‘He’s Got Oranges the Size of Beach Balls’
Sen. Kennedy on Elon Musk: ‘He’s Got Oranges the Size of Beach Balls’
‘They told us that they were not censoring on Twitter’
Dec 15, 2022 2:11 AM
Colbert on Trump-DeSantis Poll: ‘A Poll Between Gonorrhea and a Slightly Racist Gonorrhea’
Colbert on Trump-DeSantis Poll: ‘A Poll Between Gonorrhea and a Slightly Racist Gonorrhea’
‘Apologies to gonorrhea’
Dec 15, 2022 2:04 AM
Gutfeld: Dems Are Too Busy Attacking Billionaires Like Musk and Trump Who Do Real Stuff for Americans than Probing a Fraud Like Bankman-Fried
Gutfeld: Dems Are Too Busy Attacking Billionaires Like Musk and Trump Who Do Real Stuff for Americans than Probing a Fraud Like Bankman-Fried
‘I guess they prefer their billionaires to be phony leftists’
Dec 14, 2022 1:54 AM
Michelle Obama to Kimmel Asking if Barack Ever Wrapped Gifts in Top Secret Documents: We Don’t Have Any
Michelle Obama to Kimmel Asking if Barack Ever Wrapped Gifts in Top Secret Documents: We Don’t Have Any
‘Does he ever run short of wrapping paper?’
Dec 13, 2022 1:36 AM
Dulce Sloan on Trevor Noah’s Last Day: So You’re Just Leaving a Job to Do Nothing? Wow, You Really Are Half-White
Dulce Sloan on Trevor Noah’s Last Day: So You’re Just Leaving a Job to Do Nothing? Wow, You Really Are Half-White
‘You sound like a white girl doing a semester abroad’
Dec 9, 2022 1:10 AM
Noah: Trump Is Going to Prison... To Visit All the Lower Ranking People Who’s Done Tax Fraud For Him
Noah: Trump Is Going to Prison... To Visit All the Lower Ranking People Who’s Done Tax Fraud For Him
‘Which is why you should vote for me to run the country so I can run it like one of my companies’
Dec 7, 2022 12:46 AM
Colbert to Audience After Saying Biden Is Intending to Run in 2024: ‘Some of the Audience Is Excited About That’
Colbert to Audience After Saying Biden Is Intending to Run in 2024: ‘Some of the Audience Is Excited About That’
‘Speculation is that South Carolina helped Biden clinch the nomination in 2020’
Dec 6, 2022 1:18 AM
Kimmel: Today Would Be Such a Good Day For Kim Kardashian to Release a Sex Tape with Bernie Sanders
Kimmel: Today Would Be Such a Good Day For Kim Kardashian to Release a Sex Tape with Bernie Sanders
‘It’s lit like a tiki torch in Charlottesville is what it is’
Dec 2, 2022 3:13 AM