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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Colbert to Pelosi Saying Dems Will Hold the House: The Polls Aren’t Reflecting What You’re Saying
Colbert to Pelosi Saying Dems Will Hold the House: The Polls Aren’t Reflecting What You’re Saying
‘Do you believe in the polls?’
Oct 4, 2022 2:06 AM
Ronny Chieng Mocks Kamala Harris’ Gaffe on Alliance with North Korea: So You Think All Asian Countries Look the Same to You?
Ronny Chieng Mocks Kamala Harris’ Gaffe on Alliance with North Korea: So You Think All Asian Countries Look the Same to You?
‘What’s next, you’re going to mix me up with Simu Liu?’
Sep 30, 2022 1:26 AM
Noah: Biden Would Have a ‘Really Good Shot’ at Winning a Second Term if He Avoids Forgetting About Dead Colleagues
Noah: Biden Would Have a ‘Really Good Shot’ at Winning a Second Term if He Avoids Forgetting About Dead Colleagues
‘Joe Biden has recently gotten some of his groove back’
Sep 29, 2022 1:06 AM
Noah: How Ironic Is it that Donald Trump Is the only Guy Doing Well in Biden’s Economy?
Noah: How Ironic Is it that Donald Trump Is the only Guy Doing Well in Biden’s Economy?
‘Donald Trump is back on the Forbes 400 list of America’s richest people’
Sep 28, 2022 1:33 AM
Gutfeld on Hillary Comparing Trump Rally to Hitler: Who Wants This Moron to Shut up and Go Away Forever?
Gutfeld on Hillary Comparing Trump Rally to Hitler: Who Wants This Moron to Shut up and Go Away Forever?
‘Of course, this polyp in a pantsuit is surprised’
Sep 27, 2022 2:51 AM
Noah: I Really Hope ‘The Defendant Pleads Jedi’ Turns up at the Trial
Noah: I Really Hope ‘The Defendant Pleads Jedi’ Turns up at the Trial
‘He couldn’t even read documents with his brain’
Sep 23, 2022 1:28 AM
Kimmel on Trump NY A.G. Case: ‘Falsely Inflating’ His Assets Is the Same Strategy He’s Been Doing with His Penis
Kimmel on Trump NY A.G. Case: ‘Falsely Inflating’ His Assets Is the Same Strategy He’s Been Doing with His Penis
‘And that his apartment, he said it was 30,000 square feet where it’s only 11,000 square feet’
Sep 22, 2022 3:36 AM
Noah: Believe it or Not, There’s One Conservative Who’s Upset with DeSantis and You’ll Never Guess Who it Is
Noah: Believe it or Not, There’s One Conservative Who’s Upset with DeSantis and You’ll Never Guess Who it Is
‘He is the guy who came up with the idea of turning all politics into a series of stunts’
Sep 21, 2022 1:29 AM
Kimmel: Biden Saying the Pandemic Is over Is Like Saying Freddie Krueger Is Dead and Is Not Coming Back
Kimmel: Biden Saying the Pandemic Is over Is Like Saying Freddie Krueger Is Dead and Is Not Coming Back
‘Weirdly not reassuring at all’
Sep 20, 2022 3:14 AM
Stephanopoulos: I Still Well up When I Think About the Jan. 6th Attack on the Capitol
Stephanopoulos: I Still Well up When I Think About the Jan. 6th Attack on the Capitol
‘Our whole system is premised on the idea of a peaceful transfer of power’
Sep 16, 2022 2:21 AM
Fallon: How Could the Archives Lose Track of Documents Trump Took When My Library Knows I’ve an Unreturned Book for the Past 40 Years
Fallon: How Could the Archives Lose Track of Documents Trump Took When My Library Knows I’ve an Unreturned Book for the Past 40 Years
‘How’d they even find my address?’
Sep 14, 2022 2:27 AM
Gutfeld: Brian Stelter Got a Job But It Didn’t Involve Jeffrey Toobin’s Hand
Gutfeld: Brian Stelter Got a Job But It Didn’t Involve Jeffrey Toobin’s Hand
‘But my biggest present of all, Brian Stelter got a job’
Sep 13, 2022 1:06 AM
Colbert: If the ‘Doomsday Glacier’ Melts, It’d Sink South Florida Along with Our Nation’s Top Secret Files
Colbert: If the ‘Doomsday Glacier’ Melts, It’d Sink South Florida Along with Our Nation’s Top Secret Files
‘Oh, no! Not southern Florida’
Sep 9, 2022 2:41 AM
Colbert: It Sounded Like Obama Compared Biden to His Dogs
Colbert: It Sounded Like Obama Compared Biden to His Dogs
‘Former President Obama had kind words for our current president’
Sep 8, 2022 2:08 AM
Colbert: Trump Appointed Judge Who Approved Special Master Is Like When the Head Ref at the Super Bowl Was Tom Brady’s Dad
Colbert: Trump Appointed Judge Who Approved Special Master Is Like When the Head Ref at the Super Bowl Was Tom Brady’s Dad
‘She’s a brand new judge who was handpicked by the guy doing the crimes’
Sep 7, 2022 1:56 AM
Lara Trump Compares Trump to ‘Tough’ Teachers: These People Had Wisdom We Didn’t Yet Understand
Lara Trump Compares Trump to ‘Tough’ Teachers: These People Had Wisdom We Didn’t Yet Understand
‘They held you to a certain standard’
Sep 2, 2022 2:20 AM
Harold Ford Jr.: Dems Have to Understand that Switching from Gas Can’t Be Done Overnight
Harold Ford Jr.: Dems Have to Understand that Switching from Gas Can’t Be Done Overnight
‘We all want the same thing but we are not going to get there if we die now trying to get there’
Sep 1, 2022 2:42 AM
Jimmy Failla: 40 Percent of Elementary School Kids Don’t Know They’re Obese, Bullying Serves a Purpose
Jimmy Failla: 40 Percent of Elementary School Kids Don’t Know They’re Obese, Bullying Serves a Purpose
‘I am always on the side of tough love’
Aug 31, 2022 2:06 AM
Gutfeld: When ‘Nancy Pelosi Stripped at My Bachelor Party, the First Thing She Took off Was Her Face’
Gutfeld: When ‘Nancy Pelosi Stripped at My Bachelor Party, the First Thing She Took off Was Her Face’
‘Why are people getting mad at birthday bashes they’re not even invited to?’
Aug 30, 2022 3:46 AM
Perino: Dems’ Focus Went From USA to AOC in Two Years
Perino: Dems’ Focus Went From USA to AOC in Two Years
‘And that’s my beef with all the Biden comeback stories’
Aug 26, 2022 1:18 AM