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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Noah: Republicans Would Rather Look Like a Dumb*ss Than Take a Position on Rep. Greene
Noah: Republicans Would Rather Look Like a Dumb*ss Than Take a Position on Rep. Greene
‘Man, who can keep track of this stuff?’
Feb 5, 2021 12:30 AM
Colbert: Arguments of Trump’s Lawyers Could Be Backed up By ‘Constitutional Scholar George Costanza’
Colbert: Arguments of Trump’s Lawyers Could Be Backed up By ‘Constitutional Scholar George Costanza’
‘The crux of their argument is that the president wasn’t a guy inciting an angry mob’
Feb 4, 2021 1:10 AM
Noah: I’m Glad AOC Shared Her Capitol Riot Story Because A Lot of Republicans Pretend How It Didn’t Happen
Noah: I’m Glad AOC Shared Her Capitol Riot Story Because A Lot of Republicans Pretend How It Didn’t Happen
‘But if there’s no accountability, then it becomes easier and easier for it to happen again’
Feb 3, 2021 12:34 AM
Noah: I Think Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Secretly a Democrat
Noah: I Think Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Secretly a Democrat
‘That would be the only way that Republicans would actually want to hold her accountable for anything she’s done’
Feb 2, 2021 1:17 AM
Noah: Wall Street Was Rocked So Hard By Average People That They Prevented Average People from Buying Stocks
Noah: Wall Street Was Rocked So Hard By Average People That They Prevented Average People from Buying Stocks
‘Yeah, the same guys who are always like, ‘The markets must never be regulated’’
Jan 29, 2021 12:22 AM
Noah: Washington Should Agree About What Unity Is Before Talking About It
Noah: Washington Should Agree About What Unity Is Before Talking About It
‘Alright, so America’s been divided for like 2,000 years now’
Jan 28, 2021 12:52 AM
Noah: Parents Are Going To Have To Get Back with Their Estranged Gay Child To Help Them Get a Covid Vaccine
Noah: Parents Are Going To Have To Get Back with Their Estranged Gay Child To Help Them Get a Covid Vaccine
‘Now bring your gay laptop over here... ‘
Jan 27, 2021 12:31 AM
Noah: If Trump Doesn’t Get Impeached, Every Outgoing President Could Try and Overthrow the Gov’t
Noah: If Trump Doesn’t Get Impeached, Every Outgoing President Could Try and Overthrow the Gov’t
‘Trump committed crimes on his way out of the door’
Jan 26, 2021 12:43 AM
Noah: All Biden Has To Do Is Have a Vaccine Plan and Not Lie for Ten Minutes, He’d Be the Next George Washington
Noah: All Biden Has To Do Is Have a Vaccine Plan and Not Lie for Ten Minutes, He’d Be the Next George Washington
‘Joe Biden is so lucky’
Jan 22, 2021 12:39 AM
Noah: The W.H. Bathroom Isn’t the Only Place Biden Is Looking To Wipe Any Trace of Trump
Noah: The W.H. Bathroom Isn’t the Only Place Biden Is Looking To Wipe Any Trace of Trump
‘President Joseph Robinette Biden went straight to work’
Jan 21, 2021 1:24 AM
Noah: Undeniable Proof Trump Supporters Are a Cult After They Tried Hanging Pence
Noah: Undeniable Proof Trump Supporters Are a Cult After They Tried Hanging Pence
‘No one has been more loyal to Trump than Mike Pence’
Jan 20, 2021 12:43 AM
Fallon: We’re Going To Party Like It’s 2009 on Biden’s Inauguration
Fallon: We’re Going To Party Like It’s 2009 on Biden’s Inauguration
‘Yep, Biden will undo every single thing Trump did over the last four years’
Jan 19, 2021 12:57 AM
Fallon: I Can’t Wait Until Trump Hires Rudy Giuliani To Sue Rudy Giuliani
Fallon: I Can’t Wait Until Trump Hires Rudy Giuliani To Sue Rudy Giuliani
‘Although when hair dye is constantly leaking into your eyes, it’s hard to see anything coming’
Jan 15, 2021 12:59 AM
Colbert: America Is Known To Send its Troops To Prop up Failed States and Now We’ll Be Our Own Liberators
Colbert: America Is Known To Send its Troops To Prop up Failed States and Now We’ll Be Our Own Liberators
‘Yes, your bodies and your bravery are the primary defense against a raging mob of homicidal yahoos’
Jan 14, 2021 12:59 AM
Fallon: Trump’s Border Wall Visit Is a Distraction from His Attempted Coup with a Giant Symbol of Racism
Fallon: Trump’s Border Wall Visit Is a Distraction from His Attempted Coup with a Giant Symbol of Racism
‘You know your presidency is off the rails... ‘
Jan 13, 2021 1:16 AM
Fallon: Trump’s Getting Impeached the Way Most People Get Vaccinated — in Two Doses
Fallon: Trump’s Getting Impeached the Way Most People Get Vaccinated — in Two Doses
‘Yep, Trump is being impeached again’
Jan 12, 2021 12:47 AM
Colbert: If You Were in the Capitol Hill Riot, Trump Just Threw You Under the Bus
Colbert: If You Were in the Capitol Hill Riot, Trump Just Threw You Under the Bus
‘A man facing a noose will say anything to save his neck’
Jan 8, 2021 1:51 AM
Colbert to Republican Officials, Fox News: You Let Trump Lie Over and Over and Today Was a Terrible Price To Pay
Colbert to Republican Officials, Fox News: You Let Trump Lie Over and Over and Today Was a Terrible Price To Pay
‘But you just never thought you’d have to pay it, too’
Jan 7, 2021 2:28 AM
Colbert: Aside from Believing Trump’s Voter Fraud Theories, Ted Cruz Is Also Probing if His Wife Is Ugly
Colbert: Aside from Believing Trump’s Voter Fraud Theories, Ted Cruz Is Also Probing if His Wife Is Ugly
‘He truly believes in the president’s conspiracy theories’
Jan 6, 2021 1:09 AM
Colbert: Trump’s Georgia Call Is Like if Watergate and Ukraine Scandal Had a Baby on the ‘Access Hollywood’ Bus
Colbert: Trump’s Georgia Call Is Like if Watergate and Ukraine Scandal Had a Baby on the ‘Access Hollywood’ Bus
‘Yesterday, we got a hot new recording... ‘
Jan 5, 2021 1:21 AM