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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Kimmel: So Far, Trump Has Given 1,600 Pardons... ‘Maybe He Really Is Jesus’
Kimmel: So Far, Trump Has Given 1,600 Pardons... ‘Maybe He Really Is Jesus’
‘That must be every pedophile he knows’
Apr 15, 2026 4:14 AM
Jon Stewart Zooms in on the Patient of the Trump-Jesus Meme: ‘Am I OK?,’ ‘I Didn’t Realize I Reached Leper Territory’
Jon Stewart Zooms in on the Patient of the Trump-Jesus Meme: ‘Am I OK?,’ ‘I Didn’t Realize I Reached Leper Territory’
‘I know I don’t have the vigor and spunk of my MTV days... ‘
Apr 14, 2026 12:04 AM
Colbert Mocks Trumps ‘Total and Complete Victory’ Claim: ‘A Real Win-Win, in that Iran Won Twice?’
Colbert Mocks Trumps ‘Total and Complete Victory’ Claim: ‘A Real Win-Win, in that Iran Won Twice?’
‘As so often happens with ceasefires, we don’t really know what happened’
Apr 9, 2026 2:19 AM
Kimmel Shows a Video of an Orangutan Sticking His Penis to a Baby While Telling a Story of a Reporter Bringing a Kid to a Trump Interview
Kimmel Shows a Video of an Orangutan Sticking His Penis to a Baby While Telling a Story of a Reporter Bringing a Kid to a Trump Interview
Apr 8, 2026 1:09 AM
Kimmel: If Your Grandpa Suddenly Yells ‘Open the Strait You Crazy Bastards ... Praise Be to Allah’ You’d ‘Drive Him Straight to the Emergency Room’
Kimmel: If Your Grandpa Suddenly Yells ‘Open the Strait You Crazy Bastards ... Praise Be to Allah’ You’d ‘Drive Him Straight to the Emergency Room’
‘The whole family would be crying — but not the Trumps’
Apr 7, 2026 1:44 AM
Colbert: The Only ‘Real Information’ Trump Gave in His Speech ‘Was that Other Wars Lasted Longer’
Colbert: The Only ‘Real Information’ Trump Gave in His Speech ‘Was that Other Wars Lasted Longer’
’Frasier’ went on for 11 years, one month, and 36 minutes’
Apr 3, 2026 2:58 AM
Colbert: Trump’s Address Was ‘Concise, Intelligent, and Brought the Nation Together with Shared Purpose... April Fool’s’
Colbert: Trump’s Address Was ‘Concise, Intelligent, and Brought the Nation Together with Shared Purpose... April Fool’s’
‘It was a big night on all the broadcast networks’
Apr 2, 2026 1:37 AM
Colbert Mocks Trump’s Supporters: ‘Who Are You?’ ‘Well... I Want Gas to Be Expensive,’ ‘The Kennedy Center Blown Up’
Colbert Mocks Trump’s Supporters: ‘Who Are You?’ ‘Well... I Want Gas to Be Expensive,’ ‘The Kennedy Center Blown Up’
‘There are still 22.4% who strongly approve of him’
Apr 1, 2026 3:53 AM
Kimmel: ‘I Wouldn’t Put a Plumber in Charge of Homeland Security for the Same Reason I Wouldn’t Call a Five Star General to Pull a Rat out of My Toilet’
Kimmel: ‘I Wouldn’t Put a Plumber in Charge of Homeland Security for the Same Reason I Wouldn’t Call a Five Star General to Pull a Rat out of My Toilet’
‘The president and his pals in the MAGA media are not happy with me right now’
Mar 27, 2026 1:37 AM
Kimmel: Guess What Trump Did Today... ‘That’s Right, He Voted by Mail Today’
Kimmel: Guess What Trump Did Today... ‘That’s Right, He Voted by Mail Today’
‘Donald Trump claiming he wants to protect election integrity is like Bill Cosby telling you he’ll watch your drink for you’
Mar 25, 2026 1:23 AM
Jon Stewart Asks Who’s the ‘Top Guy’ in Iran the ‘Supreme Mis-Leader’ Trump Talked To: ‘It’s Sounding Like Bullsh*t’
Jon Stewart Asks Who’s the ‘Top Guy’ in Iran the ‘Supreme Mis-Leader’ Trump Talked To: ‘It’s Sounding Like Bullsh*t’
‘Well now, we are in the uncomfortable position of who to believe’
Mar 24, 2026 1:48 AM
Kimmel: How About America ‘Offer’ Trump $100 Billion ‘to Go Away’ Instead of Funding Iran War for $200 Billion
Kimmel: How About America ‘Offer’ Trump $100 Billion ‘to Go Away’ Instead of Funding Iran War for $200 Billion
‘He’d take it, right?’
Mar 20, 2026 3:25 AM
Colbert on Joe Kent’s Resignation: ‘So, the U.S. Is Going to War in the Middle East Without an Imminent Threat to Our Nation … Again?’
Colbert on Joe Kent’s Resignation: ‘So, the U.S. Is Going to War in the Middle East Without an Imminent Threat to Our Nation … Again?’
Mar 19, 2026 4:40 AM
Kimmel: Trump Calls Gavin Newsom ‘the POTUS’ and ‘He’s Worried About Newsom’s Learning Disabilities?’
Kimmel: Trump Calls Gavin Newsom ‘the POTUS’ and ‘He’s Worried About Newsom’s Learning Disabilities?’
‘Anyway, be best, everybody’
Mar 18, 2026 12:32 AM
Fallon Mocks Trump Claiming a Past President Wished It Was Him that Launched Iran War: A Conversation ‘in My Bathroom Mirror’
Fallon Mocks Trump Claiming a Past President Wished It Was Him that Launched Iran War: A Conversation ‘in My Bathroom Mirror’
‘Well, guys, today is day 17 of the war in Iran’
Mar 17, 2026 2:33 AM
Stewart: ‘Networks Have to Learn, You Better Not Lie and Give Misinformation About How this War Is Going... That’s Donald Trump’s Job’
Stewart: ‘Networks Have to Learn, You Better Not Lie and Give Misinformation About How this War Is Going... That’s Donald Trump’s Job’
‘He’s going to lose his president license!’
Mar 16, 2026 11:39 PM
Colbert on Trump Saying We’ll ‘Have to Assume We’re Gonna Have Incompetent’ Presidents: ‘He’s So Close to Getting It’
Colbert on Trump Saying We’ll ‘Have to Assume We’re Gonna Have Incompetent’ Presidents: ‘He’s So Close to Getting It’
‘Look, just for the sake of argument, we have to consider that someday, we might have the dumbest man alive as president’
Mar 13, 2026 3:47 AM
Colbert: ‘Somehow, President Businessman Didn’t See This All Coming’ with W.H. Saying It Was ‘Caught off Guard’ with Oil Price Surge
Colbert: ‘Somehow, President Businessman Didn’t See This All Coming’ with W.H. Saying It Was ‘Caught off Guard’ with Oil Price Surge
‘You were surprised that bombing the place the oil comes from makes the oil cost more?’
Mar 12, 2026 3:26 AM
Colbert: Trump Claims Iran War ‘Is Over But Somehow Still Going, It’s a Military Strategy Known as ‘Grey’s Anatomy’’
Colbert: Trump Claims Iran War ‘Is Over But Somehow Still Going, It’s a Military Strategy Known as ‘Grey’s Anatomy’’
‘Trump kept trying to have it both ways’
Mar 11, 2026 3:30 AM
Colbert Mocks Various Goals Given for Iran War: ‘Is it Changing the Name to Trump’s Iran-a-Lago?’
Colbert Mocks Various Goals Given for Iran War: ‘Is it Changing the Name to Trump’s Iran-a-Lago?’
‘It is day 10 of the Iran war and we are not any closer to finding out with goal is’
Mar 10, 2026 4:51 AM