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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Colbert on Trump Suing Doj for $230 Million: ‘I Think They Call it the Circle of Jerk’
Colbert on Trump Suing Doj for $230 Million: ‘I Think They Call it the Circle of Jerk’
‘Is that what they call it?’
Oct 23, 2025 2:22 AM
Colbert: Nine Months in, Trump’s Bringing ‘Hulk Smash’ to the W.H., ‘Last Time it Took Him Four Years’
Colbert: Nine Months in, Trump’s Bringing ‘Hulk Smash’ to the W.H., ‘Last Time it Took Him Four Years’
‘That is it, we are not giving him the security deposit back’
Oct 22, 2025 3:06 AM
Sanders: There’s ‘Boldness’ by Trump in Using Power in a Way We Haven’t Seen Before, I Hope it ‘Awakens’ the Dems
Sanders: There’s ‘Boldness’ by Trump in Using Power in a Way We Haven’t Seen Before, I Hope it ‘Awakens’ the Dems
[Stewart] ‘Does that change the calculus now for Democrats to govern with more balls?’
Oct 21, 2025 1:17 AM
Kimmel: Nobody Has Ended Wars Except Trump, ‘All the Other Wars Ended Mysteriously by Themselves’
Kimmel: Nobody Has Ended Wars Except Trump, ‘All the Other Wars Ended Mysteriously by Themselves’
‘And that kids is why it’s so important to never learn anything’
Oct 17, 2025 2:52 AM
Kimmel Asks Fans of Dem Cities to Show America Their ‘Hellholes:’ ‘Antifa Wins’
Kimmel Asks Fans of Dem Cities to Show America Their ‘Hellholes:’ ‘Antifa Wins’
‘I will warn you - it is not for the faint of heart’
Oct 16, 2025 2:47 AM
Kimmel: TIME Photographer Is ‘Currently on Route to El Salvador’ After Upsetting Trump with Cover Photo
Kimmel: TIME Photographer Is ‘Currently on Route to El Salvador’ After Upsetting Trump with Cover Photo
‘The photographer for TIME could not be reached for comment’
Oct 15, 2025 3:13 AM
Colbert Praises Release of Gaza Hostages: ‘Donald Trump Did Something Good... Are We Still Canceled?’
Colbert Praises Release of Gaza Hostages: ‘Donald Trump Did Something Good... Are We Still Canceled?’
‘Credit where credit is due’
Oct 14, 2025 2:47 AM
Kimmel: ‘Norway Braces for Trump’s Reaction if He Does Not Win Nobel Peace Prize’ Is Not a Headline from ‘The Onion’
Kimmel: ‘Norway Braces for Trump’s Reaction if He Does Not Win Nobel Peace Prize’ Is Not a Headline from ‘The Onion’
‘Gimme that peace prize or I’ll stick it up your Aurora Borealis!’
Oct 10, 2025 4:24 AM
Kimmel on Epstein Files: ‘You Know Things in Washington Are Broken When MTG Is the Lone Voice of Reason on the Republican Side’
Kimmel on Epstein Files: ‘You Know Things in Washington Are Broken When MTG Is the Lone Voice of Reason on the Republican Side’
‘What is going on?’
Oct 9, 2025 3:22 AM
TDS’ Johnson Mocks Trump Taking Care of Federal Workers ‘in a Different Way:’ ‘Could Mean Anything from Murder to Giving Them a Happy Ending’
TDS’ Johnson Mocks Trump Taking Care of Federal Workers ‘in a Different Way:’ ‘Could Mean Anything from Murder to Giving Them a Happy Ending’
‘He’s not very good at delivering threats’
Oct 9, 2025 1:40 AM
Kimmel Mocks Pam Bondi About Alleged Trump Pics with Half-Naked Women: ‘Did You Eat the Polaroids Yourself, Attorney General?’
Kimmel Mocks Pam Bondi About Alleged Trump Pics with Half-Naked Women: ‘Did You Eat the Polaroids Yourself, Attorney General?’
‘Didn’t hear the word ‘no’ there, did you?’
Oct 8, 2025 3:08 AM
Kimmel Boasts of Poll Indicating He’s More Popular than Trump: ‘Finding a Toenail in Your Salad Has a Seven-Point Lead over Trump’
Kimmel Boasts of Poll Indicating He’s More Popular than Trump: ‘Finding a Toenail in Your Salad Has a Seven-Point Lead over Trump’
‘You remember the guy who keeps saying I have no ratings? Well, that makes two of us’
Oct 7, 2025 4:46 AM
Kimmel: Trump Was ‘Even Tempered,’ ‘Deferential’ When Asked if He’d Pardon Ghislaine Maxwell
Kimmel: Trump Was ‘Even Tempered,’ ‘Deferential’ When Asked if He’d Pardon Ghislaine Maxwell
‘Today, Kaitlan Collins from CNN asked Trump whether he plans to pardon Epstein’s right-hand woman’
Oct 7, 2025 4:09 AM
Colbert Mocks J.D. Vance with a Sombrero Meme of Him Humping a Sofa: If You Resign, I Won’t Keep Showing That
Colbert Mocks J.D. Vance with a Sombrero Meme of Him Humping a Sofa: If You Resign, I Won’t Keep Showing That
‘We’re joking’
Oct 3, 2025 3:50 AM
Colbert on Gov’t Shutdown: ‘Maybe This a Good Thing ... Buy a New One with a Better Camera and a Functioning President’
Colbert on Gov’t Shutdown: ‘Maybe This a Good Thing ... Buy a New One with a Better Camera and a Functioning President’
‘The government hasn’t been working that great lately’
Oct 2, 2025 2:54 AM
TDS’ Lydic Mocks GOP Officials Calling to Punish People Celebrating Charlie Kirk’s Murder: ‘I’m Not Driving Amy to the Airport ... Clay Higgins’
TDS’ Lydic Mocks GOP Officials Calling to Punish People Celebrating Charlie Kirk’s Murder: ‘I’m Not Driving Amy to the Airport ... Clay Higgins’
‘We’re going to revoke a person’s driver’s license just for having shitty tweets?’
Sep 17, 2025 2:17 AM
Kimmel: Trump Is Mourning Charlie Kirk’s Death Like ‘How a Four-Year-Old Mourns a Gold Fish’
Kimmel: Trump Is Mourning Charlie Kirk’s Death Like ‘How a Four-Year-Old Mourns a Gold Fish’
‘This is not how an adult grieves the murder of somebody he called a friend’
Sep 16, 2025 2:40 AM
TDS’ Kosta Mocks Trump’s ‘Partisan’ Message on Charlie Kirk’s Death: Last ‘Thoughtful Message’ He Made Was for Epstein’s Birthday Card
TDS’ Kosta Mocks Trump’s ‘Partisan’ Message on Charlie Kirk’s Death: Last ‘Thoughtful Message’ He Made Was for Epstein’s Birthday Card
‘My fellow Americans, we must come together... to destroy each other!’
Sep 12, 2025 2:50 AM
Colbert: A Time-Traveling Joe Biden Forges Trump’s Signature in a Birthday Book that Will Be Discovered in 22 Years
Colbert: A Time-Traveling Joe Biden Forges Trump’s Signature in a Birthday Book that Will Be Discovered in 22 Years
‘We can’t really frame America’s greatest future president, can we?’
Sep 10, 2025 3:48 AM
Jon Stewart Mocks Cabinet, Guest Accolades: The Whole Vibe Around Trump Is ‘Very Make-a-Wish Kid’
Jon Stewart Mocks Cabinet, Guest Accolades: The Whole Vibe Around Trump Is ‘Very Make-a-Wish Kid’
‘A grown man would recognize when people are condescending to him, treating him like a child’
Sep 9, 2025 3:20 AM