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Joseph Diaz

Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

Colbert: Trump’s Getting His Revenge on Tinseltown Where He Never Won an Emmy for ‘The Apprentice’
Colbert: Trump’s Getting His Revenge on Tinseltown Where He Never Won an Emmy for ‘The Apprentice’
‘and was snubbed in the 1993 Oscars’
Jun 11, 2025 2:36 AM
Jon Stewart Suggests Trump Escalated L.A. Protests to Distract from Elon Musk Accusing Him of Being in the Epstein Files
Jon Stewart Suggests Trump Escalated L.A. Protests to Distract from Elon Musk Accusing Him of Being in the Epstein Files
‘So, why is this happening now?’
Jun 10, 2025 2:18 AM
Meyers: If We Took Elon Musk’s Word, ‘He Already Knew’ Trump Was a Pedophile and ‘It Wasn’t a Deal Breaker’
Meyers: If We Took Elon Musk’s Word, ‘He Already Knew’ Trump Was a Pedophile and ‘It Wasn’t a Deal Breaker’
‘So, that’s spiraled out of control’
Jun 6, 2025 1:00 AM
Kimmel: I Keep Waiting to See Musk on a One-Way SpaceX to El Salvador
Kimmel: I Keep Waiting to See Musk on a One-Way SpaceX to El Salvador
‘Trump now has two foreigners who won’t sleep with him’
Jun 5, 2025 3:40 AM
Colbert on Reports of Trump Not Reading Intelligence Briefings: It’s the ‘Next Plot of the ‘Mission: Impossible’ Mission’
Colbert on Reports of Trump Not Reading Intelligence Briefings: It’s the ‘Next Plot of the ‘Mission: Impossible’ Mission’
‘Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to get Donald Trump to read anything’
Jun 4, 2025 1:40 AM
Jon Stewart Mocks Elon Musk’s Exit from Trump W.H.: ‘From Reaching for Mein Stars to Dissolving in a Puddle of Your Own Urine’
Jon Stewart Mocks Elon Musk’s Exit from Trump W.H.: ‘From Reaching for Mein Stars to Dissolving in a Puddle of Your Own Urine’
‘But let this be a lesson to Elon and anybody in Trump’s orbit’
Jun 3, 2025 3:12 AM
Kimmel on Trump Being Mocked as ‘T.A.C.O.:’ ‘How Does it Feel to Be on the Other End of the Nickname Game?’
Kimmel on Trump Being Mocked as ‘T.A.C.O.:’ ‘How Does it Feel to Be on the Other End of the Nickname Game?’
‘He doesn’t like the nickname at all’
May 30, 2025 1:46 AM
Kimmel on Trump Pardons: The ‘J’ in Donald J. Trump ‘Stands for Jesus’
Kimmel on Trump Pardons: The ‘J’ in Donald J. Trump ‘Stands for Jesus’
‘He just saw some fellow criminals in need’
May 29, 2025 1:23 AM
Kimmel: I Don’t Know Which Part of the Bill Is the ‘Most Beautiful,’ ‘If It’s the Part Where We Take Food from Hungry Kids’
Kimmel: I Don’t Know Which Part of the Bill Is the ‘Most Beautiful,’ ‘If It’s the Part Where We Take Food from Hungry Kids’
‘Well, it was another wildly destructive day in Washington, D.C.’
May 23, 2025 3:34 AM
TDS’ Ronny Chieng on Trump Supporter Complaining About Her ‘Rump’ Watch: ‘I Did Not Expect Them to Be Able to Read’
TDS’ Ronny Chieng on Trump Supporter Complaining About Her ‘Rump’ Watch: ‘I Did Not Expect Them to Be Able to Read’
‘What a shocking story’
May 22, 2025 3:24 AM
TDS’ Ronny Chieng Mocks Kristi Noem’s Definition of Habeas Corpus: ‘I Didn’t Know You Could Have Dyslexia for Laws’
TDS’ Ronny Chieng Mocks Kristi Noem’s Definition of Habeas Corpus: ‘I Didn’t Know You Could Have Dyslexia for Laws’
‘Habeas corpus? That’s a Harry Potter spell, right?’
May 21, 2025 1:38 AM
Colbert: ‘What if We Keep Giving Food to All the Hungry Children and to Make up for That, Republicans Can Eat a D[bleep]’
Colbert: ‘What if We Keep Giving Food to All the Hungry Children and to Make up for That, Republicans Can Eat a D[bleep]’
‘If this bill is passed, experts estimate that in the next 10 years, 8.6 million fewer Americans will have health care coverage’
May 16, 2025 3:12 AM
Colbert Mocks Trump: ‘What Dummy Wouldn’t Accept a Gift? You Know, Priam, Great Leader of Troy’
Colbert Mocks Trump: ‘What Dummy Wouldn’t Accept a Gift? You Know, Priam, Great Leader of Troy’
‘They fight for 10 years and then ding-dong, free state-of-the-art wooden pinata’
May 15, 2025 3:06 AM
Stewart: ‘Trump’s Going to Take a $400 Million Jet from People He Would Expel from Columbia University’
Stewart: ‘Trump’s Going to Take a $400 Million Jet from People He Would Expel from Columbia University’
‘They’re not suspect like Canada — who are working to undermine us, like all of our other democratic allies in Europe’
May 13, 2025 3:41 AM
TDS’ Lydic: The Church Is So Conservative on Gay Issues But Then They ‘Let Their Leaders Choose a Drag Name’
TDS’ Lydic: The Church Is So Conservative on Gay Issues But Then They ‘Let Their Leaders Choose a Drag Name’
‘You’re going to look so fierce!’
May 9, 2025 3:13 AM
Kimmel on Trump Teasing a ‘Big Announcement:’ ‘Do You Think He’s Announcing His Actual Weight?’
Kimmel on Trump Teasing a ‘Big Announcement:’ ‘Do You Think He’s Announcing His Actual Weight?’
‘Why is the president teasing us like he’s Ryan Seacrest about to go to a commercial break?’
May 8, 2025 3:39 AM
Kimmel: I Wonder if Trump Realizes that the ‘Reason We Need a Mental Health Month Is Because of Him’
Kimmel: I Wonder if Trump Realizes that the ‘Reason We Need a Mental Health Month Is Because of Him’
‘It’s so nice to have a president who takes a full minute to sign his own name on piece of paper’
May 7, 2025 3:21 AM
Jon Stewart: If a Democrat ‘Hinted at Toy Rationing’ ... There’d Be a ‘Full Week of Fox Special Reports of the Sobbing Children of Socialist America’
Jon Stewart: If a Democrat ‘Hinted at Toy Rationing’ ... There’d Be a ‘Full Week of Fox Special Reports of the Sobbing Children of Socialist America’
‘Here’s the truth’
May 6, 2025 1:20 AM
TDS’ Kosta on W.H. Spox Claiming Trump Has Already Saved 119 Million Lives from Fentanyl: ‘Are You on the Fent?’
TDS’ Kosta on W.H. Spox Claiming Trump Has Already Saved 119 Million Lives from Fentanyl: ‘Are You on the Fent?’
‘Because you sound high as f[bleep] right now’
May 2, 2025 2:47 AM
Colbert on Trump Blaming Biden for Stock Market Plunge: ‘It’s ‘Freaky Friday’ Rules’
Colbert on Trump Blaming Biden for Stock Market Plunge: ‘It’s ‘Freaky Friday’ Rules’
‘But when Biden was president and the market was good... ‘
May 1, 2025 3:13 AM
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