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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Colbert on Trump Avoiding War with Greenland Deal: ‘The Problem that We Never Had Until He Created It’
Colbert on Trump Avoiding War with Greenland Deal: ‘The Problem that We Never Had Until He Created It’
‘You hear that, everybody?’
Jan 23, 2026 3:43 AM
Kimmel: ‘I Would Argue the Politics Is All Comedy Now’
Kimmel: ‘I Would Argue the Politics Is All Comedy Now’
‘We didn’t go to them, they came to us’
Jan 22, 2026 3:23 AM
Kimmel Announces Another Looming FCC Threat: ‘I Might Need Your Help Again’
Kimmel Announces Another Looming FCC Threat: ‘I Might Need Your Help Again’
‘The president took time from 6,000 miles away to continue his war on talk shows’
Jan 22, 2026 2:52 AM
Colbert: ‘Trump Didn’t Get the Nobel Peace Prize, So Now He’s Going to Ruin Peace’
Colbert: ‘Trump Didn’t Get the Nobel Peace Prize, So Now He’s Going to Ruin Peace’
‘Just give him whatever he wants’
Jan 21, 2026 3:39 AM
Fallon: Maria Machado Offering Trump Her Nobel Prize Is the Same Reason His Doctors Let Him Eat Fries Inside the MRI
Fallon: Maria Machado Offering Trump Her Nobel Prize Is the Same Reason His Doctors Let Him Eat Fries Inside the MRI
‘I mean, it’s not normal’
Jan 20, 2026 3:47 AM
Kimmel: ‘Trump, Poor Guy, He Hasn’t Been Able to Get an Insurrection in Years’
Kimmel: ‘Trump, Poor Guy, He Hasn’t Been Able to Get an Insurrection in Years’
‘He turns the temperature up on everything but his wife’
Jan 16, 2026 4:21 AM
Kimmel Mocks Trump for Not Knowing Who the Premier of Greenland Is: ‘That’s Our Genghis Don’
Kimmel Mocks Trump for Not Knowing Who the Premier of Greenland Is: ‘That’s Our Genghis Don’
‘He doesn’t even though know who runs the country he wants to take’
Jan 14, 2026 3:23 AM
Colbert on Trump Pressuring Powell with Probe: ‘What Do We Know About Money? Have They Ever Correctly Identified a Giraffe on a Cognitive Test?’
Colbert on Trump Pressuring Powell with Probe: ‘What Do We Know About Money? Have They Ever Correctly Identified a Giraffe on a Cognitive Test?’
‘The letter was signed by every living former fed chair’
Jan 13, 2026 3:54 AM
Jon Stewart on Contrasting Descriptions of J6 Protesters and Minnesota Woman Shot by MAGA: ‘Motherf*cker’
Jon Stewart on Contrasting Descriptions of J6 Protesters and Minnesota Woman Shot by MAGA: ‘Motherf*cker’
‘What’s our north star?’
Jan 13, 2026 2:39 AM
The Daily Show: ICE Keeps ‘Going into Safe Situations and Then Making Them More Dangerous than They Need to Be’
The Daily Show: ICE Keeps ‘Going into Safe Situations and Then Making Them More Dangerous than They Need to Be’
‘We also have to acknowledge that this woman probably feared for her safety too’
Jan 9, 2026 3:38 AM
The Daily Show: ‘Say What You Want About His Corruption, at Least Trump Is Hands on with It’
The Daily Show: ‘Say What You Want About His Corruption, at Least Trump Is Hands on with It’
‘Dick Cheney had to funnel it through Haliburton or whatever’
Jan 8, 2026 2:41 AM
Kimmel: ‘It’s Very Important that We Don’t Forget that, We Don’t Give in to this Revisionist History’ on Jan. 6th
Kimmel: ‘It’s Very Important that We Don’t Forget that, We Don’t Give in to this Revisionist History’ on Jan. 6th
‘Five years ago today, we saw proof live in front of our eyes that the American president is as Un-American as they come’
Jan 7, 2026 4:53 AM
Jon Stewart: Trump ‘Didn’t Brief Congress’ with Venezuela Attack ‘But He Briefed the Oil Executives’
Jon Stewart: Trump ‘Didn’t Brief Congress’ with Venezuela Attack ‘But He Briefed the Oil Executives’
‘That’s my favorite part’
Jan 6, 2026 1:05 AM
Kimmel Thanks Viewers in End-of-Year Message: ‘You Literally Pulled Us out of a Hole’
Kimmel Thanks Viewers in End-of-Year Message: ‘You Literally Pulled Us out of a Hole’
‘We cannot thank you enough personally’
Dec 19, 2025 3:33 AM
Kamala Harris on Republicans Being ‘Hypocritical’ About Trump Caught on Video Sleeping: ‘Ya Think?’
Kamala Harris on Republicans Being ‘Hypocritical’ About Trump Caught on Video Sleeping: ‘Ya Think?’
‘Republicans have mercilessly attacked President Biden for his age and his mental faculty’
Dec 18, 2025 3:50 AM
Michelle Obama Says They Had Plans with Rob and Michele the Night They Were Discovered Murdered
Michelle Obama Says They Had Plans with Rob and Michele the Night They Were Discovered Murdered
‘We’ve known them for many, many years’
Dec 16, 2025 4:05 AM
Colbert: ‘We’re Bringing Democracy to the Tanker as Part of ‘Operation: Enduring Gas Pump’’
Colbert: ‘We’re Bringing Democracy to the Tanker as Part of ‘Operation: Enduring Gas Pump’’
‘Well, I have to admit, Trump would make a great pirate’
Dec 12, 2025 4:28 AM
Kimmel Questions Trump’s Health: ‘Unscheduled Dementia Tests,’ MRIs,’ ‘Mystery Bruises’
Kimmel Questions Trump’s Health: ‘Unscheduled Dementia Tests,’ MRIs,’ ‘Mystery Bruises’
‘and we’re supposed to accept this idea that he’s some cross between Chris Hemsworth and Albert Einstein’
Dec 11, 2025 3:15 AM
Colbert: Another Hint that the ‘Second Strike’ Video Is Bad? ‘Republicans Are Saying It’s Good’
Colbert: Another Hint that the ‘Second Strike’ Video Is Bad? ‘Republicans Are Saying It’s Good’
‘Just ask Senator Tom Cotton’
Dec 10, 2025 2:29 AM
Jon Stewart: We Used to Play Clips of Lindsey Graham Joking He’s Secretly Gay, But Now We Know that Was Inappropriate
Jon Stewart: We Used to Play Clips of Lindsey Graham Joking He’s Secretly Gay, But Now We Know that Was Inappropriate
‘How eerie is the Iraq parallel?’
Dec 9, 2025 3:42 AM