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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Jon Stewart Cues Videos of Trump Officials Promising the Golden Age’ Since the Presidency Started: ‘That Is a Long Lift Off’
Jon Stewart Cues Videos of Trump Officials Promising the Golden Age’ Since the Presidency Started: ‘That Is a Long Lift Off’
‘Generally, a liftoff is ‘Ten, nine, eight,’ not ‘January, February, March’
Jul 21, 2026 3:44 AM
Fallon: ‘If Trump Fell Asleep at a Knicks Game, There’s No Way He’s Making it Through a Soccer Match’
Fallon: ‘If Trump Fell Asleep at a Knicks Game, There’s No Way He’s Making it Through a Soccer Match’
‘Give me a break’
Jul 17, 2026 3:26 AM
Jimmy Fallon Mocks Mitch McConnell’s Proof of Life Photo in ‘67 Million-Year-Old Fossil’ Bit
Jimmy Fallon Mocks Mitch McConnell’s Proof of Life Photo in ‘67 Million-Year-Old Fossil’ Bit
‘Don’t do it, Jimmy’
Jul 15, 2026 1:14 AM
Jon Stewart: Donald Trump Has Quickly Moved to the ‘Sixth’ Stage of Grief over Lindsey Graham — ‘F*ck That Guy’
Jon Stewart: Donald Trump Has Quickly Moved to the ‘Sixth’ Stage of Grief over Lindsey Graham — ‘F*ck That Guy’
‘By the way, takes a lot of balls for Donald Trump to gently roast someone for yapping too much’
Jul 14, 2026 1:31 AM
Ronny Chieng: ‘We’re Losing the War with Iran So Bad, It Converted Japan to Islam’
Ronny Chieng: ‘We’re Losing the War with Iran So Bad, It Converted Japan to Islam’
‘I know it sounds stupid when Trump says it’
Jul 9, 2026 3:00 AM
Ronny Chieng: Before America Invades Greenland, Can We Triple-Check if They Control Some Vital Chokepoint?
Ronny Chieng: Before America Invades Greenland, Can We Triple-Check if They Control Some Vital Chokepoint?
‘I don’t want to find out that all the world’s oxygen comes from some volcano in Nuuk’
Jul 9, 2026 2:52 AM
Ronny Chieng Mocks Mitch McConnell’s Medical Condition: ‘The Skydiver Is Fine, Not Like, Mitch McConnell Fine’
Ronny Chieng Mocks Mitch McConnell’s Medical Condition: ‘The Skydiver Is Fine, Not Like, Mitch McConnell Fine’
‘He can’t wait to get back’
Jul 8, 2026 12:03 AM
Tiffany Haddish: Trump’s Role in Reversing Suspension of Black U.S. Football Player Shows Growth — ‘I’m So Proud of Him’
Tiffany Haddish: Trump’s Role in Reversing Suspension of Black U.S. Football Player Shows Growth — ‘I’m So Proud of Him’
‘It’s the first time he ever defended a black person’
Jul 6, 2026 11:39 PM
Fallon: The America 250 State Fair Features the ‘Trump Approval Rating Rollercoaster,’ with the ‘Biggest Drop in History’
Fallon: The America 250 State Fair Features the ‘Trump Approval Rating Rollercoaster,’ with the ‘Biggest Drop in History’
Jun 26, 2026 2:31 AM
Fallon: Foods Found in Trump’s Rally Included Those that Were Found During His Colonoscopy
Fallon: Foods Found in Trump’s Rally Included Those that Were Found During His Colonoscopy
‘There’s funnel cake, there’s corn dogs, Turkey legs, and lots of other foods found during Trump’s colonoscopy’
Jun 25, 2026 3:27 AM
The Daily Show: Now I Want Trump to Build the Ballroom ‘To See How Bad it Turns Out’
The Daily Show: Now I Want Trump to Build the Ballroom ‘To See How Bad it Turns Out’
‘I bet it disintegrates at the first cha-cha slide’
Jun 24, 2026 2:47 AM
Jon Stewart: ‘We Went to War with Iran to Force Them to Take Money to Buy Our Crops... Win-Win’
Jon Stewart: ‘We Went to War with Iran to Force Them to Take Money to Buy Our Crops... Win-Win’
‘How did no other president have the foresight to bomb a country into a crop-buying spree?’
Jun 23, 2026 2:28 AM
Kimmel: Trump’s Answer to ‘Who Did He Go to War With?’ and ‘How Did it End?’ Have the Same Answer — ‘I Ran’
Kimmel: Trump’s Answer to ‘Who Did He Go to War With?’ and ‘How Did it End?’ Have the Same Answer — ‘I Ran’
‘The deal is Iran gets billions of dollars, and then we’ll talk about a deal’
Jun 19, 2026 3:09 AM
Kimmel Hammers Iran MOU: ‘We Got Hormoozled’
Kimmel Hammers Iran MOU: ‘We Got Hormoozled’
‘Dagnabbit!’
Jun 17, 2026 11:17 PM
Kimmel Mocks Trump’s Planned July 4th Fireworks: ‘He’s Gonna Burn Down the White House, Isn’t He?’
Kimmel Mocks Trump’s Planned July 4th Fireworks: ‘He’s Gonna Burn Down the White House, Isn’t He?’
‘He knocked down one half, he’s gonna burn down the other’
Jun 16, 2026 11:45 PM
Kimmel Slams Iran Peace Deal Memo: ‘We Have No Deal in Place and Nothing Has Really Changed’
Kimmel Slams Iran Peace Deal Memo: ‘We Have No Deal in Place and Nothing Has Really Changed’
‘But happy birthday to the president’
Jun 16, 2026 3:21 AM
Kimmel: The UFC Cage at the White House ‘Has Eight Sides, One for Each Year of Our Lives the President Has Ruined’
Kimmel: The UFC Cage at the White House ‘Has Eight Sides, One for Each Year of Our Lives the President Has Ruined’
‘One of the flavors is Mango Loco, which would also be a great nickname for the president’
Jun 12, 2026 1:37 AM
Kimmel: If Mike Pence Helped Trump ‘Deal with Nipple Related Email,’ ‘He’d Be in a Cold Shower for Two Weeks’
Kimmel: If Mike Pence Helped Trump ‘Deal with Nipple Related Email,’ ‘He’d Be in a Cold Shower for Two Weeks’
‘J.D. Vance said he thought the president would be okay with releasing the nipple-related documents’
Jun 10, 2026 11:55 PM
Kimmel: Trump ‘Shut Down a Major United States City So He Can Take a Nap in Front of a Sold Out Crowd at the NBA Finals’
Kimmel: Trump ‘Shut Down a Major United States City So He Can Take a Nap in Front of a Sold Out Crowd at the NBA Finals’
‘I hope Joe Biden watched this’
Jun 10, 2026 12:31 AM
Kimmel Reminds Spencer Pratt His Promise to Move out of L.A. if He Lost and Rents Him a U-Haul
Kimmel Reminds Spencer Pratt His Promise to Move out of L.A. if He Lost and Rents Him a U-Haul
‘We’re going to miss the hell out of you’
Jun 10, 2026 12:21 AM