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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Kimmel: ‘Trump, Poor Guy, He Hasn’t Been Able to Get an Insurrection in Years’
Kimmel: ‘Trump, Poor Guy, He Hasn’t Been Able to Get an Insurrection in Years’
‘He turns the temperature up on everything but his wife’
Jan 16, 2026 3:21 AM
Kimmel Mocks Trump for Not Knowing Who the Premier of Greenland Is: ‘That’s Our Genghis Don’
Kimmel Mocks Trump for Not Knowing Who the Premier of Greenland Is: ‘That’s Our Genghis Don’
‘He doesn’t even though know who runs the country he wants to take’
Jan 14, 2026 2:23 AM
Colbert on Trump Pressuring Powell with Probe: ‘What Do We Know About Money? Have They Ever Correctly Identified a Giraffe on a Cognitive Test?’
Colbert on Trump Pressuring Powell with Probe: ‘What Do We Know About Money? Have They Ever Correctly Identified a Giraffe on a Cognitive Test?’
‘The letter was signed by every living former fed chair’
Jan 13, 2026 2:54 AM
Jon Stewart on Contrasting Descriptions of J6 Protesters and Minnesota Woman Shot by MAGA: ‘Motherf*cker’
Jon Stewart on Contrasting Descriptions of J6 Protesters and Minnesota Woman Shot by MAGA: ‘Motherf*cker’
‘What’s our north star?’
Jan 13, 2026 1:39 AM
The Daily Show: ICE Keeps ‘Going into Safe Situations and Then Making Them More Dangerous than They Need to Be’
The Daily Show: ICE Keeps ‘Going into Safe Situations and Then Making Them More Dangerous than They Need to Be’
‘We also have to acknowledge that this woman probably feared for her safety too’
Jan 9, 2026 2:38 AM
The Daily Show: ‘Say What You Want About His Corruption, at Least Trump Is Hands on with It’
The Daily Show: ‘Say What You Want About His Corruption, at Least Trump Is Hands on with It’
‘Dick Cheney had to funnel it through Haliburton or whatever’
Jan 8, 2026 1:41 AM
Kimmel: ‘It’s Very Important that We Don’t Forget that, We Don’t Give in to this Revisionist History’ on Jan. 6th
Kimmel: ‘It’s Very Important that We Don’t Forget that, We Don’t Give in to this Revisionist History’ on Jan. 6th
‘Five years ago today, we saw proof live in front of our eyes that the American president is as Un-American as they come’
Jan 7, 2026 3:53 AM
Jon Stewart: Trump ‘Didn’t Brief Congress’ with Venezuela Attack ‘But He Briefed the Oil Executives’
Jon Stewart: Trump ‘Didn’t Brief Congress’ with Venezuela Attack ‘But He Briefed the Oil Executives’
‘That’s my favorite part’
Jan 6, 2026 12:05 AM
Kimmel Thanks Viewers in End-of-Year Message: ‘You Literally Pulled Us out of a Hole’
Kimmel Thanks Viewers in End-of-Year Message: ‘You Literally Pulled Us out of a Hole’
‘We cannot thank you enough personally’
Dec 19, 2025 2:33 AM
Kamala Harris on Republicans Being ‘Hypocritical’ About Trump Caught on Video Sleeping: ‘Ya Think?’
Kamala Harris on Republicans Being ‘Hypocritical’ About Trump Caught on Video Sleeping: ‘Ya Think?’
‘Republicans have mercilessly attacked President Biden for his age and his mental faculty’
Dec 18, 2025 2:50 AM
Michelle Obama Says They Had Plans with Rob and Michele the Night They Were Discovered Murdered
Michelle Obama Says They Had Plans with Rob and Michele the Night They Were Discovered Murdered
‘We’ve known them for many, many years’
Dec 16, 2025 3:05 AM
Colbert: ‘We’re Bringing Democracy to the Tanker as Part of ‘Operation: Enduring Gas Pump’’
Colbert: ‘We’re Bringing Democracy to the Tanker as Part of ‘Operation: Enduring Gas Pump’’
‘Well, I have to admit, Trump would make a great pirate’
Dec 12, 2025 3:28 AM
Kimmel Questions Trump’s Health: ‘Unscheduled Dementia Tests,’ MRIs,’ ‘Mystery Bruises’
Kimmel Questions Trump’s Health: ‘Unscheduled Dementia Tests,’ MRIs,’ ‘Mystery Bruises’
‘and we’re supposed to accept this idea that he’s some cross between Chris Hemsworth and Albert Einstein’
Dec 11, 2025 2:15 AM
Colbert: Another Hint that the ‘Second Strike’ Video Is Bad? ‘Republicans Are Saying It’s Good’
Colbert: Another Hint that the ‘Second Strike’ Video Is Bad? ‘Republicans Are Saying It’s Good’
‘Just ask Senator Tom Cotton’
Dec 10, 2025 1:29 AM
Jon Stewart: We Used to Play Clips of Lindsey Graham Joking He’s Secretly Gay, But Now We Know that Was Inappropriate
Jon Stewart: We Used to Play Clips of Lindsey Graham Joking He’s Secretly Gay, But Now We Know that Was Inappropriate
‘How eerie is the Iraq parallel?’
Dec 9, 2025 2:42 AM
Colbert Shows ‘Artist Rendering’ of a 400-Ton Bag of Cocaine and Flashes Don Jr.’s Picture
Colbert Shows ‘Artist Rendering’ of a 400-Ton Bag of Cocaine and Flashes Don Jr.’s Picture
‘That’s a lot of cocaine’
Dec 4, 2025 2:45 AM
Kimmel Slams Trump Cabinet: ‘They Have Better Quality Cabinets at IKEA’
Kimmel Slams Trump Cabinet: ‘They Have Better Quality Cabinets at IKEA’
‘They all showed up to really get in there and make sure the president’s colonoscopy didn’t miss anything’
Dec 3, 2025 3:43 AM
Colbert: ‘The Entire Purpose of that Ballroom Is to Serve the Poor and They Will Be Delicious’
Colbert: ‘The Entire Purpose of that Ballroom Is to Serve the Poor and They Will Be Delicious’
‘You elitists don’t think poor people will be delicious?’
Dec 2, 2025 3:33 AM
Meyers: If Russia Wants Tips on How to Talk to Trump, ‘They Should Ask Zohran’
Meyers: If Russia Wants Tips on How to Talk to Trump, ‘They Should Ask Zohran’
‘Normally, the only time you see an old guy smile like that is when his favorite restaurant opens at 4:00’
Nov 27, 2025 2:45 AM
Kimmel: If You See a Sign that Says $2 a Gallon, ‘Post that with a #Gassolini’
Kimmel: If You See a Sign that Says $2 a Gallon, ‘Post that with a #Gassolini’
‘I mean, he says it’s $2 a gallon, it must be true!’
Nov 26, 2025 1:40 AM