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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Kosta: Nikki Haley Gave up Withholding Her Trump Support for Nothing — ‘She’d Be the Worst Kidnapper Ever’
Kosta: Nikki Haley Gave up Withholding Her Trump Support for Nothing — ‘She’d Be the Worst Kidnapper Ever’
‘Enjoy being ambassador to the island where those nuclear bombs get tested, Nikki!’
May 24, 2024 12:39 AM
TDS Mocks Trump Claiming Biden Wants to Take Him Out: KFC Is a ‘77-Year-Long Plan to Clog up Trump’s Arteries’
TDS Mocks Trump Claiming Biden Wants to Take Him Out: KFC Is a ‘77-Year-Long Plan to Clog up Trump’s Arteries’
‘This [bleep] is diabolical!’
May 23, 2024 1:27 AM
TDS’ Kosta Mocks ‘Rudy Coffee’: ‘Why Is It That You Only See Right-Wing Grifters Hawking These Cheap Products?’
TDS’ Kosta Mocks ‘Rudy Coffee’: ‘Why Is It That You Only See Right-Wing Grifters Hawking These Cheap Products?’
‘Rudy’s Coffee, Alex Jones’ supplements, Donald Trump’s... everything’
May 22, 2024 12:50 AM
Colbert: Do You Really Want to Delay the Debate Waiting for Two Old Men to Pee?
Colbert: Do You Really Want to Delay the Debate Waiting for Two Old Men to Pee?
‘Of course, they’re on drugs’
May 21, 2024 3:34 AM
Desi Lydic: Who Is Michael Cohen’s Podcast Even For? Do the People Who Hate Trump Not Have Enough Content?
Desi Lydic: Who Is Michael Cohen’s Podcast Even For? Do the People Who Hate Trump Not Have Enough Content?
‘I’d love MSNBC, but it’s only on 24 hours a day’
May 17, 2024 1:20 AM
Desi Lydic on Biden’s Video Challenging Trump: ‘He Ain’t Scared of Nothin’ Besides Natural Causes’
Desi Lydic on Biden’s Video Challenging Trump: ‘He Ain’t Scared of Nothin’ Besides Natural Causes’
‘The way he powered through that 14-second video makes me think he’s got this!’
May 16, 2024 12:41 AM
Desi Lydic: ‘Hard for Trump to Argue’ He’d Never Cheat ‘When There’s a Line of Dudes Outside Waiting to Suck Him Off’
Desi Lydic: ‘Hard for Trump to Argue’ He’d Never Cheat ‘When There’s a Line of Dudes Outside Waiting to Suck Him Off’
‘I’m sure Trump appreciated all of his buddies coming by to cheer him up’
May 15, 2024 12:43 AM
Stewart to Robert Menendez: ‘Legal Corruption in the Senate Is So F[bleep] Lucrative’ ... ‘How Dumb Is You?’
Stewart to Robert Menendez: ‘Legal Corruption in the Senate Is So F[bleep] Lucrative’ ... ‘How Dumb Is You?’
‘It’s like a license to print money!’
May 14, 2024 1:25 AM
Jon Stewart Mocks ‘Penis-to-Penis Coverage’ of Trump Trial: ‘Missionary,’ ‘No Wonder Trump Has Locked up the Evangelical Voting Bloc’
Jon Stewart Mocks ‘Penis-to-Penis Coverage’ of Trump Trial: ‘Missionary,’ ‘No Wonder Trump Has Locked up the Evangelical Voting Bloc’
‘Unlike those Democrats and their devil doggy-style!’
May 10, 2024 1:05 AM
Lewis Black Flips the Bird for Elon Musk: ‘On Behalf of Tesla Stockholders’
Lewis Black Flips the Bird for Elon Musk: ‘On Behalf of Tesla Stockholders’
‘Luckily, I still have all my fingers’
May 9, 2024 1:10 AM
TDS’ Klepper Mocks CNN Hosts for Acting Like They’re ‘Too Good’ to Cover Stormy Daniels’ Testimony: Your Names Sound Like Porn Names
TDS’ Klepper Mocks CNN Hosts for Acting Like They’re ‘Too Good’ to Cover Stormy Daniels’ Testimony: Your Names Sound Like Porn Names
‘Like you’ve never seen genitalia before?’
May 8, 2024 1:31 AM
TDS Audience Boos at Jordan Klepper After He Says Trump Is Going to Be the Next President
TDS Audience Boos at Jordan Klepper After He Says Trump Is Going to Be the Next President
‘Look at the polls, everybody’
May 7, 2024 12:43 AM
Colbert: The American Dream Was ‘Never for Everybody,’ ‘It Was for White Landowning Men Originally’
Colbert: The American Dream Was ‘Never for Everybody,’ ‘It Was for White Landowning Men Originally’
‘And it’s only through idealism that it’s expanded’
May 3, 2024 1:36 AM
Colbert Gleefully Asks Audience ‘Who Here Smokes Weed?’ Before Announcing Plan of Biden to Ease Marijuana Restrictions
Colbert Gleefully Asks Audience ‘Who Here Smokes Weed?’ Before Announcing Plan of Biden to Ease Marijuana Restrictions
‘I’m calling your parents’
May 2, 2024 1:29 AM
Colbert on Columbia Bringing in NYPD: As Long as They’re Peaceful, Students Should Be Allowed to Protest
Colbert on Columbia Bringing in NYPD: As Long as They’re Peaceful, Students Should Be Allowed to Protest
‘It’s their First Amendment right’
May 1, 2024 1:25 AM
Colbert: ‘Gov. Noem, If You Don’t Like Untrainable Animals that Wolf Down Chicken, I Have Bad News About Your Party’s Nominee’
Colbert: ‘Gov. Noem, If You Don’t Like Untrainable Animals that Wolf Down Chicken, I Have Bad News About Your Party’s Nominee’
‘Cricket made the fatal mistake of continuing to be a normal puppy on the way home’
Apr 30, 2024 2:31 AM
Kimmel on Kristi Noem Sharing She Shot a Puppy: ‘A Great Example of How Stupid These People Are’
Kimmel on Kristi Noem Sharing She Shot a Puppy: ‘A Great Example of How Stupid These People Are’
‘Who would write this?’
Apr 30, 2024 1:44 AM
TDS Hosts Mock Trump’s ‘Grace’ on Bill Burr’s Endorsement: In an Alt. Universe, He’s a Sorority President ‘Dripping with Shade’
TDS Hosts Mock Trump’s ‘Grace’ on Bill Burr’s Endorsement: In an Alt. Universe, He’s a Sorority President ‘Dripping with Shade’
‘Donald Trump is the king of pettiness’
Apr 26, 2024 12:49 AM
TDS’ Klepper: A Couple of Ukrainian Cities Fell While Mike Johnson ‘Decided Whether or Not to Be Courageous’
TDS’ Klepper: A Couple of Ukrainian Cities Fell While Mike Johnson ‘Decided Whether or Not to Be Courageous’
‘But he got around to it!’
Apr 25, 2024 12:46 AM
TDS Hosts Mock Jesse Watters for Objecting About Trump ‘Sitting’ in a ‘Dingy Room’ for Eight Hours: ‘If He Scratches His Crotch... Jail’
TDS Hosts Mock Jesse Watters for Objecting About Trump ‘Sitting’ in a ‘Dingy Room’ for Eight Hours: ‘If He Scratches His Crotch... Jail’
‘I think Jesse Watters is a reasonable man, because I was kicked in the head by a horse last week’
Apr 24, 2024 1:07 AM